#docgate

[cypher-heart-no-key]

the visible ChatGPT + REDDIT open tabs on the Duffers’ computer are the only thing strapping me to the “it’s a deliberately ragebaity mockumentary” bus right now

because otherwise… there’s just no fucking way. they SPECIFICALLY said on an interview that they weren’t going to consult Reddit.

[cypher-heart-no-key]

who tf even decided #conformitygate would be revealed today?

i hope people realize that just because a theorized date didn’t become true, that does not AT ALL mean that suddenly all the other 14526378919176262 pieces of conformitygate evidence & basic logical reasoning magically vanished.

i get it, most expected it on the Stranger Things documentary because of that one Freddy Krueger “fake” documentary from the 90s where the villain actually makes an appearance through the 4th wall.

but that was never a guarantee Stranger Things would pull the exact same stunt. it could’ve perfectly just been an inspiration for a “fake” documentary in a more general sense. like a documentary that is secretly a mockumentary. which, frankly, it REALLY looks like it is.

plus: counting one week—7 days—from the 6th/7th january (#conformitygate’s first “loss” lmfao), it lands on the 13th january.

which would be a lot more akin to the season 1 narrative of Will vanishing on the 6th, people noticing on the 7th, holding his FAKE “body” funeral on the 11th, and finally getting him back for real on the 13th.

“Roll a 13 or higher!”

and Finn’s SNL appearance is on the 17th—4 days after that date, which would allow time for people to watch whatever they might possibly be planning to release.

i’m not saying it WILL happen, because obviously I’m don’t work for Stranger Things or Netflix lmfao, but.

if hypothetically it WERE to happen, then I’d say this would be the most full-circle, logical way for it to.

[cypher-heart-no-key]

#22gate STRIKES again.

[ft. #conformitygate, #docgate, #birthdaygate and #chancegate]

Epilogue Max: “[We’re graduating] in TWO HOURS.”

Stranger Things Documentary: 2h 02min.

22. Twenty-two.

Will’s birthday = 22nd March.

Chance’s basketball number = #22.

@ven0moir !!!!!

Credits to @Byleriscanon7 on Twitter for the graduation + documentary connections!