#docholm

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Goostie: Would you hit Drac for a billion dollars?

Doc: I’d roundhouse kick him in the face for looking at me

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Doc: Ah, it's a beautiful day outside!

Drac: Not as beautiful as ME.

Doc: ..................

Doc: BOI

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Drac: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Azn: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Farmer: Spiders.

Ghoostie: Wasps.

Snivy: Terriers.

Doc: Elie.

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Cloud: Look at how cute these pens are!

Doc: Cloud…that’s gay

Cloud: ….Doc we’ve been dating for -

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Doc: do you ever just see something that changes your life and you’re just huh

Cloud: I saw you

Doc: honestly that’s so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey

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Captain: You’re smiling. Did something good happen?

Elie: Why? I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Doc: Drac tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Cloud: *kisses Doc on the cheek*

Doc: What was that?

Cloud: Affection. :)

Doc: Disgusting.

Doc: ...do it again.

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Cloud: You’re so sweet, and cute, and precious.

Doc: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Cloud: So cute.