#ghoostie

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Ghoostie: What's upsetting you?

Farmer: He's always using common phrases wrong!

Azn: Cry me a table, Farmer.

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Farmer: I have an idea.

Ghoostie: Your last idea was murder.

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Snivy: Oh wow, I have the best idea ever!

*later*

Snivy: My line of thinking was, “If I put the sponge in the blender, when I turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me. Then I don’t have to spend ages cleaning it!” ...That’s not what happened, though.

Ghoostie: *banging his head against the wall*

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Drac: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Ghoostie: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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Goostie: Would you hit Drac for a billion dollars?

Doc: I’d roundhouse kick him in the face for looking at me

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In a mostly empty IHOP at like 12am

Farmer: Man this would be a good time to yeet.

Snivy, Drac and Ghoostie: No

Farmer: I'm gonna yeET.

all three again: NO

Azn: Please don't yeet.

Farmer, whispering: yeet

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Ghoostie: I can't believe how drunk you are again.

Drac: I am NOT drunk!

Ghoostie: Yes, you are.

Drac: I'm not!

Ghoostie: Can you tell the time, then?

Drac: Yes.

Drac: *turns to the clock and points at it* I am not fucking drunk!

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Snivy: Ah, it’s the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you’re not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, “As you were.”

Ghoostie: That’s not how the forest works.