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Jaune: Stand aside, worthy adversary! I seek passage through this tunnel!
Yang: Calm yourself, brave knight, you may pass IF you solve my riddle~.
Yang: How does it feel for a human to have sex with a dragon?
Jaune: Hm... What could it mean?
Yang: (Takes off bra)
Jaune: ...Oh.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Jaune: (In a crater, Covered in burns)
Yang: ...
Jaune: Is... Is the answer, "painful"?
Yang: (Covers face, Blushing) I'm sorry~!
Veronica & Mona: The Big Squeeze "What if they were... in the Mafia?"
by DoctorLoops
Yang Goes Bankrupt
Yang: Apples~! Get your apples here, real cheap~!
Yang: Hey, cutie~! Here's a delicious apple for a delicious guy like you. You know what they say, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Jaune: (Chuckles) That's sweet of you, and it's funny, too, because...
Jaune: I actually work at the local hospital. (Walks away, "Apples" jiggling)
Ruby: (Looks at Jaune, Looks at Yang)
Weiss: (Looks at Jaune, Looks at Yang)
Blake: (Looks at Jaune, Looks at Yang)
Pyrrha: (Looks at Jaune, Looks at Yang)
Yang: H-Hey, it's just a saying! It's not like they ACTUALLY keep the doctor away, y'know? B-Because they're healthy!
Later...
Yang: (Hasn't had a customer all week, Sobbing into her hands)
