Mar 29, 2024
nandermo getting cockblocked by the documentary crew
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nandermo getting cockblocked by the documentary crew
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my favorite wwdits character is the camera guy that goes “woah” when guillermo just starts CLIMBING to get to the vamp crew
Colin Robinson babysitter candidates for S4
Sean and Charmaine: they’re adult humans who have probably taken care of human babies before. Unfortunately Colin Robinson is a fucked up energy vampire baby‚ but they just think he’s a really ugly baby and never bring it up.
Derek: this kid is a mess‚ but he was also recently a human‚ and probably has been left alone with a baby before. He has the energy of someone who has a younger sibling. All he’s done for the past few months is sell GuyPillows though, so. Probably not the most qualified vampire for the job. But he’d do his best!
The Guide: possibly the only vampire in existence with all her braincells left. Hasn’t been human in a few centuries‚ but maybe she had to watch over the Bronx baby at some point? Definitely qualified to take care of a baby‚ but it isn’t in her job description. And anyway‚ she doesn’t even work for them anymore.
Documentary Crew: this is when Laszlo has to run to the store to get diapers and they’re the only ones available. I doubt any of them have kids‚ but they probably know how to take care of a baby‚ and also know enough about vampires to handle this. Actually‚ they might be the best option at this point.
Gonna listen to Nadja's song about wanting to eat the documentary crew if they don't rescue Guillermo or tell Nandor what happened
what if the documentary crew really does have bets on who’d confess their undying love for the other first and when one of them does, you hear little cheers and “fuck yeahs” behind the camera and slowly watch the realization set in their eyes and they ask “wait you guys had bets??”
camera crew's nandermo betting pool after the bridge/car scene
ikrrr!! they ship it so hard they’re literally running to get it on camera i just know it,, it’s not for the audience it’s for them
camera crew when nandermo was making their way to the bridge
S4 we open on Laszlo tucking Colin Robinson in for the fifth time that night as one member of the documentary crew frantically googles HOW TO GET BABY TO STAY ASLEEP and another is tearing the house apart trying to find his binky
Documentary Crew my beloveds….