i was walking out of a tute today and overheard this person loudly complaining to her friends. apparently, due to an overwhelming portion of 'high-achieving chinese people' in her subject getting a lot of hds, the professors in the class scaled the unit. she lamented over the injustice of it all, how they are only achieving those marks to 'satisfy their overbearing parents', and how 'just because i am white, i'm going to get shit marks'.
first of all, thank you for compressing our ethnicities to one broad category of chinese. it is difficult to retain the term 'asian'. alternatively, if you were going to retell this dazzlingly riveting tale, try using 'high-achieving students (of indeterminate race)' to avoid stepping on the toes of them 'sensitive lefties'.
thank you for dismissing the efforts of your peers and reducing their intelligence to that of robotic drones existing to oblige their creators. 'over-bearing parents' just don't get enough endorsement these days.
finally, thank you for the service you do to your race in increasing awareness of the plight white people endure. you are a treasure.