this stupid magician thinks he can beat ME. the BEST civilian EVER. literally won like 5 times in a row against him…
i’d like to see you try and kill me.
@banana-dod
"Enfant calme."
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this stupid magician thinks he can beat ME. the BEST civilian EVER. literally won like 5 times in a row against him…
i’d like to see you try and kill me.
@banana-dod
"Enfant calme."
Driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump looks like a civilian-
"J'espère que vous êtes prêt pour le spectacle!"
FRENCH TRANSLATION: I hope you are ready for the show!
INFO:
Artful is a French Magician who's had a deep connection to magic since birth, and WAS a popular celebrity before his... "incident."
After one of his performances went particularly badly, Artful let his emotions get the better of him and resorted to "taking out his frustrations on his entire audience." He now lives his life as a criminal on the run, too afraid to turn himself in and deal with the consequences of his actions.
BLOG WARNING: The owner of this blog has mild ADHD, Axienty Disorder, Alexia, Dyslexia, and a traumatic response to upsetting people (I'm a severe people pleaser). Expect long-term waits for asks. This blog is also NOT THE OFFICIAL ask blog for the Die of Death character Artful nor do I claim any rights to them as this blog merely serves as a parody ask blog unless the devs and creator of Artful deems this blog as the official ask blog. So the CANON tagged posts are purely HEAD-CANON BELIEFS of what I THINK canon Artful might say, do, etc.
OOC/NON-CANON tagged posts are what I BELIEVE Artful wouldn't do/say canonly.
Not all French translations will be translated for I am a very forgetful person, all French speech seen is officially translated from my phone's built in translator. (i can type in English and translate it to any language)
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NEXT ASK ANSWERING SESSION SCHEDULED; Friday Night [April 24]
You look pretty without your makeup
"You seen too much."
Anons sure are. something, huh
(OOC // I know barely anything about DoD but sdnjdn
also I know the insanity of anons firsthand from running several askblogs/RP blogs myself LOL)
I had to cleanse 34 fucking asks of people trying to do sexual rape roleplays of the character im playing as aka Artful, 25 asks of people trying to send nsfw pictures, and 10 asks of people trying to do sexual gore rp.
And 5 piss kink asks..
😭 these anons aren't insane these mofos need therapy.
"WHY ARE THESE SWINES PUTTING PREGNANT MAN EMOJIS ON MY RANT POST?! DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND MY PAIN AND SUFFERING WITHIN COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!?"
Do you consider yourself feeling pretty Evil and Scary right now, Artful? /-(oO)-\
"Don't mention that thing's name.. you might summon it."
Think fast