#dod evil guy

[art-parasi-te]

I'm #1 shipper of Evil guy × Nice gal

[evilingyourguy]

“GET OFF! OFF YOU FOUL THINGS!”

“…”

“#27 I want you to contact our associates at the tannery.”

“Tell them I’m about to have a very special shipment on offer.”

[avoider-anon-arting]

[hiimclover67]

Stupid dod hc : evil guy has a pet oposssum and he named it "mr.kittycat"

[dod-headcanons]

Evil guy headcannons because I’ve been thinking of him 😈

Evil rich guy (obviously) but he is also an avid collector. He has your typical stuff art, antiques, unethically sourced animal pelts and other products. But his favourite items are things of the supernatural variety. Haunted furniture, ancient statues, supposedly cursed amulets, a lot of them are hoaxes but considering all of the other stuff in this universe a good chunk of it is real.

He’s probably a human..? There’s definitely something up with him considering the lack of a face but it’s unclear if he himself is supernatural or if any of the hundreds of cursed items he has lying around is doing something or what exact item that would be or if it’s a combination of several. Nobody you ask can give a straight answer.

Him and Evil Scary are good pals and meet bi weekly to go on a walk and have a nice chat over tea.

He probably has several Evil Scary related items in his collection now that I think of it.

Kind Gal is his beloved cousin. Despite their differences in demeanour they seem to get along well enough. People struggle to comprehend how those two come from the same family.

Probably owns like 13 dobermans and at least one cat sized creature he can menacingly pet while reciting an evil monologue (Maybe even a stolen bolder from temple)

While he monitors all the news regarding the killers very closely, Harken is by far the one he is most interested in. I mean look at her she’s like a living statue, and a fully in tact extra dimensional being! She would be a marvellous centre piece to his collection! Dead or alive.

He tried to collect one of Artfuls music boxes and nearly had an aneurysm after it poofed out of existence. At least one unpaid intern died that day.

He owns several of Devsto’s abandoned builds and contraptions. They arnt the most tasteful looking but they are unique works of art created using the legendary Fx3 itself. He is still pissed Devesto beat him to that thing.

The collector thing was inspired by the random magician Artful stole his wand from in the old lore after I realized Evil guy could’ve fit shockingly well into that role. Now I just need somebody else to be the object of it revenge (maybe Devsto but Evil Guy would probably get walloped)

-🗞️

Evil Guy is such an underrated skin I've never seen someone use him.

oooooh ooooooh scary artifacts ooh

probably the cursed items tbh

can't believe he's friends with the orb

Evil Guy got the evil genes while Nice Gal got the nice genes

lotta dogs. yowzas.

Evil Guy if you take Harken for your collection I'm gonna throttle you and throw you into the lion (pursuer) pit

oh so anger issues

if Evil Guy had the F3X I don't think he'd be much better than Devesto. I think he'd be much worse. in short I prefer Devesto with the F3X.

can't believe Artful stole his wand from Evil Guy. you go girl. commit those crimes.

[evilingyourguy]

“Well well well…”

“So you’re the one who has been slinking about in my lair. Thinking you could just waltz right in, completely under my nose.”

“I am not a patient man and I have even less patience for nosy little trespassers like you.”

“Take a good look at the place it will be the last thing you ever !- what? A visitor?”

“Is that some new kind of prisoner?”

“If your not lost and your not here to interfere with my plans then why are you here?”

//Guess who made an ask blog 😅//