EVIL

[evilingyourguy]

“I’ve been expecting you”

An ask blog/rp dedicated to Evil Guy from Die of Death 😈

Current asks: 3

🥀 | Rules & Guidelines | 🥀

No explicit content, use common sense and remember that there is a real person who has to read these. Don’t be weird.

Be respectful to both the mod and your fellow askers, no name calling, trash talking or any other form of harassment

Mod is ok with shipping but the blog will generally remain neutral about it. I don’t really ship Evil guy with anyone but I’m not against exploring it if something ends up working with his character. Just don’t expect anything permanent to come of it

Any and all blog interactions are welcomed ^^

Additional rules will be added if necessary

💰| Tags & Info | 💰

(Disclaimer) Not all posts will be in the main “Die of death” tag

This is to keep myself from further clogging it with ask blog posts. The first few posts on here as well as any I’m particularly proud of or deem particularly important will be the only ones tagged with it.

If you want to keep in touch make sure to check back here frequently or follow the blogs general tag

A conman never reveals his name. Some messages (mainly ones sent to other blogs) might not be directly labeled as from Evil guy but there will be hints 🥀🎩💰🪦

I’ll also make sure to do a proper interaction at some point where I’ll @ the blog and everything

🥀Tag Guide🥀

Eviling the Guy -> General tag

Inquiries and interferences -> Answered asks

Monologging -> In character posts not connected to an ask

A scheme in action -> Blog interactions

A look at my wares? -> Posts including any art I felt like making

Broadcast Interruption -> OOC posts

Will be updated as necessary. Existing tags might change if I come up with something more creative

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In character speech will be typed normally maybe constantly italicized but I have not decided yet

//Out of character speed will be marked with a double slash at the beginning and end//

🎩| Mod info |🎩

You can call me Larold (any pronouns) 👋

Not gonna @ my other blog yet but it doesn’t take any detective skills to figure it out-

[evilingyourguy]

Heyyy sorry about the inactivity… I honestly don’t think I’m gonna continue with this blog, I love Evil Guy but I didn’t realize how much trouble I would have characterizing him when he’s actually saying stuff and not just standing there menacingly

Been doing a lot of thinking on my interpretation of Evil Guy and what I enjoy about him and I’ve realized having him talk constantly doesn’t really work

He thrives as a side character, focusing too hard on him forces you to answer too many questions. it’s much funnier to me when he can just appear, cause problems then disappear without explanation

Sooo maybe i’ll come back one day but for now this blogs probably just gonna sit here /:

[evilingyourguy]

//Hey I’m not dead btw life stuff has been happening and I’m kinda sick rn so uh might be gone for a few days//

[anorchestraforone]

"Is there something going on in Robloxia's water supply lately..? What is happening."

[evilingyourguy]

“All according to plan 😈”

“Perhaps the concentration was a bit high”

[anorchestraforone]

"For what purpose?? Now these lunatics are contacting me as well."

[evilingyourguy]

“Considering your seclusion what I do should be none of your concern. If your guest is acting strange then unplug them from whatever contraption you have them possessing. It’s a connivence few are privy to.”

[anorchestraforone]

"Is there something going on in Robloxia's water supply lately..? What is happening."

[evilingyourguy]

“All according to plan 😈”

“Perhaps the concentration was a bit high”

[evilingyourguy]

Who up eviling your guy

“You know what they say. Evil never sleeps.”

[evilingyourguy]

Me when the me when your me when

“Are you having a stroke?”

“If you’re going to die then go outside. That is a new carpet you’re standing on.”

[evilingyourguy]

“GET OFF! OFF YOU FOUL THINGS!”

“…”

“#27 I want you to contact our associates at the tannery.”

“Tell them I’m about to have a very special shipment on offer.”

[evilingyourguy]

What if u had a evil twin called nice girl or something

“Referring to HER as the EVIL twin is nothing short of insulting.”

[evilingyourguy]

sir evils ..... teach us your ways. please?

anyways hi you're cools. how are things? anything interesting you wanna talk about or is everything just painfully boring today?

“Unfortunately so. I loathe the dull moments between each ploy of mine, but they are an unfortunate inevitability. Inventory must be kept, materials must be acquired, contraptions designed and built, henchmen instructed and managed. It all requires an attentive mind. I am lucky to have one of those.”

“Things are running very smoothly at the moment. This…ice thing I’ve been given has sparked a surplus of new ideas in my mind. But they will have to go on the back burner for now.”

“As for your request…it is rare that I encounter someone truly invested in the art of evil doing… but there is much, much to be learned…”

*insert musical number*

//we blew all our budget hiring pursuer extras, I think you can already guess what ask is in my inbox//

[evilingyourguy]

Here have a ice artifact or something I don't want it

*the item is immediately snatched from your hands*

“Hmm cold to the touch, solid formation despite the current temperature, a magical property? The handle has seen better days but… yes this could prove very useful.”

“No take backs.”

[civilians-of-the-round]

I must say that is a lovely bunker you have there! It’s very important to have a safe haven to retreat too now isn’t it?

Oh while I am here, you wouldn’t have happened to have checked on your water reservoir recently, have you?

- @evilingyourguy

"Oh dear, while you're here, you mind checking behind you? Thought we had a killer on our way in not two seconds."

"But anyways, if you stay, we do not care. Keep your fine good manners and go bug someone else for their water. We have mounds of Bloxy Cola and Witches Brew anyways."

[evilingyourguy]

“Hpfm, have it your way then.”

“But don’t come crying to me when you’ve all withered away from drinking that filth!”

“As for your killer I wouldn’t worry. I did not see anything on my way over here and I am a very observant man.”

“Note to self, put it in the food next time.”

[evilingyourguy]

“Well well well…”

“So you’re the one who has been slinking about in my lair. Thinking you could just waltz right in, completely under my nose.”

“I am not a patient man and I have even less patience for nosy little trespassers like you.”

“Take a good look at the place it will be the last thing you ever !- what? A visitor?”

“Is that some new kind of prisoner?”

“If your not lost and your not here to interfere with my plans then why are you here?”

//Guess who made an ask blog 😅//