#eviling the guy

[evilingyourguy]

“GET OFF! OFF YOU FOUL THINGS!”

“…”

“#27 I want you to contact our associates at the tannery.”

“Tell them I’m about to have a very special shipment on offer.”

[evilingyourguy]

“Well well well…”

“So you’re the one who has been slinking about in my lair. Thinking you could just waltz right in, completely under my nose.”

“I am not a patient man and I have even less patience for nosy little trespassers like you.”

“Take a good look at the place it will be the last thing you ever !- what? A visitor?”

“Is that some new kind of prisoner?”

“If your not lost and your not here to interfere with my plans then why are you here?”

//Guess who made an ask blog 😅//

[evilingyourguy]

sir evils ..... teach us your ways. please?

anyways hi you're cools. how are things? anything interesting you wanna talk about or is everything just painfully boring today?

“Unfortunately so. I loathe the dull moments between each ploy of mine, but they are an unfortunate inevitability. Inventory must be kept, materials must be acquired, contraptions designed and built, henchmen instructed and managed. It all requires an attentive mind. I am lucky to have one of those.”

“Things are running very smoothly at the moment. This…ice thing I’ve been given has sparked a surplus of new ideas in my mind. But they will have to go on the back burner for now.”

“As for your request…it is rare that I encounter someone truly invested in the art of evil doing… but there is much, much to be learned…”

*insert musical number*

//we blew all our budget hiring pursuer extras, I think you can already guess what ask is in my inbox//

[evilingyourguy]

Heyyy sorry about the inactivity… I honestly don’t think I’m gonna continue with this blog, I love Evil Guy but I didn’t realize how much trouble I would have characterizing him when he’s actually saying stuff and not just standing there menacingly

Been doing a lot of thinking on my interpretation of Evil Guy and what I enjoy about him and I’ve realized having him talk constantly doesn’t really work

He thrives as a side character, focusing too hard on him forces you to answer too many questions. it’s much funnier to me when he can just appear, cause problems then disappear without explanation

Sooo maybe i’ll come back one day but for now this blogs probably just gonna sit here /:

[evilingyourguy]

//Hey I’m not dead btw life stuff has been happening and I’m kinda sick rn so uh might be gone for a few days//

[evilingyourguy]

Who up eviling your guy

“You know what they say. Evil never sleeps.”

[evilingyourguy]

Me when the me when your me when

“Are you having a stroke?”

“If you’re going to die then go outside. That is a new carpet you’re standing on.”