Snape's Favorite Singers Tier List For No Reason
(in order of how much he stans)
God Tier: Ian Curtis (Joy Division), Ella Fitzgerald, Liz Fraser (Cocteau Twins), Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie & the Banshees), Nina Hagen
A: Tori Amos, Grace Jones, Merry Clayton, Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane), Edward Ka-Spel (The Legendary Pink Dots)
B: Billie Holiday, Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac), Prince, Nivek Ogre (Skinny Puppy), Trent Reznor (Nine-Inch Nails), Dave Gahan (Depeche Mode)
C: Donna Summer, Julee Cruise, Jimi Hendrix, Peter Murphy (Bauhaus), Robert Smith (The Cure), Gary Numan
D: Lene Lovich, Andrew Eldritch (The Sisters of Mercy), Seal, Aimee Mann ('Til Tuesday), Jaz Coleman (Killing Joke), Nik Fiend (Alien Sex Fiend)
E: Jim Morrison (The Doors), Madonna, Sid Vicious (Sex Pistols)
Talented Bull Piss: Morrissey (The Smiths), Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols, Public Image Ltd.)