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"tbf a lot of people dont know that neurodivergent means neurodivergent"

#so you just use words because... ?#im not asking you to become a linguist but ffs words mean things ?????#its literally in the name !!!#why do you start using words that you dont know what they mean ?????????#does not compute.#D:

What would Mason's reaction be if he found out either of his pets was actually a human? (As in, in a scenario where the breeder/shelter he got them from got publically exposed and shut down for using people who weren't just born into it)

Actual mental breakdown.

#does not compute.#cannot understand #mason.exe has stopped working

I keep seeing people talk about the idea that Steve's going to follow in Hopper's footsteps to become Hawkins Chief of Police to keep the place safe from monster shenanigans, but all other considerations aside, the only character I can maybe see doing that is actually Nancy.

#like leaving aside for the moment The Police As An Institution: she and Hopper are actually the most similar in temperament and personality #Nancy's a pragmatist; if that ended up being the way to get what she wants and Make A Difference #she would do it and would not take no for an answer #also I simply just. Cannot picture 'cop Steve'.#does not compute.#stranger things

It's the same world where antoine despises escargot, tails hates mint sweets, shadow loves tapas, and Sally hates nattilas but loves cheesecake

*loud static noises*

#Smash speaks.#Does not compute.

❝ I get it, alright ? Don’t say it again. ❞ He doesn’t, not at all. But he’d be damned if his pride allows him to ask for yet another explanation of the same concept a second time.

@sleptsin

#i thought of this as. belphie attempting to explain the concept of the devildom to him and he just.#does not compute.#sleptsin #( ╰ ➤ ∘ 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗅𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗇┊ advent children. )

my grandpa: *something untrue*

me: actually that's not true! :) it was *correct fact* instead :)

grandpa:

grandpa: *repeats the incorrect thing again*

#sometimes im like its rude of me to be constantly annoyed by my grandpa #but huuuuuuu it's a literal impossibility to have an actual conversation with him #if you're not agreeing with everything he says he LITERALLY DOESN'T HEAR IT. HE JUST IGNORES IT.#DOES NOT COMPUTE.#🌌

i was sitting alone eating like usual and a girl walked up to me said i looked cool and my hair looked cool and asked to be my friend. and then spent the rest of lunch with me. what.

#raxz.txt #does not compute.#i dont understand?? why.#is it that easy..????.

“Why did all the people she yelled at have to be so damn tall?”

Tyler. Honey. A solution for that would be for you to STOP yelling at people.

#Don’t? Tell? People? Off?#Does not compute.

#does not compute.

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