#does that even

[lovememyoshis]

"i don't need to be manly or non-manly, I'm very comfortable in my masculinity"

how come i find mysta so hot for saying that wtf????

[westernskynaida]

Watching Sharknado 4

The Hoff: piece of cake *walks off epically* *instantly gets eaten*

Me: well that was anticlimactic

[programmedtoexterminate]

My parents are blaming The Gays™ for the economy.

[quiffedluke]

i love that calum is attracted to a variety of women like?? he’s hella heart eyes for rihanna and like there was that one time he kept tweeting that asian model and it just makes me so emotional like it gives me so much hope it’s sometimes really hard not to like compare yourself with these stick thin blonde/ blue-eyed white girls you typically see like luke or ashton going after because so often that’s the standard definition of beautiful but it’s so encouraging to think like wow... even though i have almond eyes and dark hair like calum hood might still think i’m pretty

[headtrippedarchive-blog]

REGRET IS TOO IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN DETAIN HIM

[pleasant-tomorrow]

Are you ever so excited to eat something that you put off eating it for as long as possible so you don't finish eating it at an earlier time.

[titaniumsalt]

procrastinator extraordinaire

^ it's the new title i've given myself ^

cause i just procrastinated so hard that i forgot i was meant to do an entire 30 marks worth of questions in my homework for today.

30. bleedin'. marks.

how the hecky do you forget to do literally half of the homework you've been given? i literally convinced myself entirely that's all i had to do. i even have it noted down in my phone to do the other questions and i just totally ignored it like "aw yis i know what i have to do"

not to mention that i 'finished' the homework like 20 minutes before i had to be in the class. by 'finished' i mean i did the first 30 marks and thought that was all i had to do.