Procrastinator Extraordinaire

Adventures in procrastination.

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[aromanticduck]

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

[aromanticduck]

Here's the breakdown:

[relaxxattack]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

[3l1zzy]

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

Wack

Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)

Sub-par execution

I would prefer the opposite of this, actually

Not a fan of this approach

Not very cash-money

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

unforch :)

[qthewhatever]

"I am about to become the joker" is one of mine

[cryptidvagabond]

some more to add to the list

Can we not?

I'd prefer that ya didn't.

This is not ideal.

This did not spark joy.

No thank you. (just, in general.)

Skill issue. (or, alternatively) Speed run strats.

Why are you like this? (aimed at the universe, not you)

Awesome. (it is, in fact, not awesome)

and my personal favorite

This is gonna be a whole thing, isn't it?

[cannibalchicken]

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[youarejustintime]

emma swan really was THE gayest motherfucker on the planet like

baby this is gay. this is GAY gay. this is some lesbian ass behaviour. I can’t defend this level of homosexuality.

[quotefeeling]

“Imagine being with someone where it’s safe enough to just talk for hours about your fears and the things you’re ashamed of … Imagine …”

— Unknown

[black-inked-soul]

Free long and tight hug for everyone who badly needs it right now 🫂

[cheruib]

i wanna be kissed it's actually that simple

[kawaiiiipsycho]

*fantasizes about you fantasizing about me*

[mikelogan]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE WARDROBE APPRECIATION ↳ Olivia Crain

Costume Design by Lynn Falconer [insp]

[guerrillatech]

[wordsandshadows]

See the chap with glasses and an incredible moustache in the bottom right? that's Magnus Hirschfeld, the gay Jewish doctor who ran the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Research) in Berlin. It was largely his books, his research that the Nazis burned.

Everyone else in this photo is a trans person that Dr Hirschfeld worked with. This photo was taken at their christmas party.

[failure-to-adult]

It is important to note that this action was not an "oh, Nazis ALSO targetted other prople". They directly linked Hirschfeld's institute and research to claims of a Jewish plot to destroy German society.

If that sounds familiar, it's because it is the EXACT same rhetoric being rolled out by prominent TERFs for the last few years including, yes, The Wizard Lady.

Antisemitism, racism, and transphobia/homophobia are ALWAYS linked together.

[disrepute]

noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

[pglang]

wanna chill with you at 1am and talk about how pretty your eyes look today

[stonesense]

having to remember to do longstrider every morning is just so funny to imagine in world

[stonesense]

for the full visual i need you to know i say “morning spells morning spells everyone get your morning spells wyll sweetie don’t forget your pact weapon lae’zel my love get your astral knowledge” etc every time i do this and i have to imagine the character i’m playing actually doing all that while everyone’s trying to brush their teeth or whatever

[blind3dbylight]

flat 👏 chested 👏 girls 👏 are 👏 just 👏 as 👏 cute 👏 as 👏 busty 👏 girls

small 👏 boobs 👏 and 👏 big 👏 boobs 👏 are 👏 both 👏 nice

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]