Slytherpuff Moments: Why do you love me?
Slytherin: Why do you love me, Puff?
Hufflepuff: We've been over this before, Sly.
Slytherin: Explain it to me again.
Hufflepuff: *Sighs* It's really not that complicated. Sly I love you because, when we first met, you were just as crazy as me.
Slytherin: But, Puff, no ones as crazy as you. That's impossible, just like you loving me.
Hufflepuff: Tell that to Gryffindor. You saw them hitting on me and then you hit them. Hitting on and hitting someone aren't the same. Crazy.
Slytherin: But you looked uncomfortable.
Hufflepuff: I was, but that doesn't make the two things synonymous. You even went to far as to explain to the police that you "reciprocated the hitting on."
Slytherin: I still don't understand. Why do you love me?
Hufflepuff: Oh MY God! IT'S REALLY NOT THAT COMPLICATED!
Slytherin: But none of what you said makes sense to me...