I love shipping Doflamingo and Crocodile. They canonically interacted once. Conversed like divorced couple whose been fighting for custody for over a decade but the paperworks went only through last week. If romance is dead, why ask to join hands in the middle of a war? Doflamingo fake idgafucker and relatively bitching about Crocodile allying himself with Whitebeard. Strong "pookie this ain't you" energy but Doflamingo say that shit just to piss Crocodile off. Parallels between Baroque Works and Donquixote Family. Defeated by the same rubber guy who is sunshine incarnate. Mutual hostility and perfectly toxic for each other.














