#dofus luis

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Saw someone do this so why nottttt

I'll catch you up with the rest of the brotherhood in a minute gang

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I like the fact that Grufon used to belong to Kerub. Because of this, it is quite funny to look at this moment from the manga where Joris just met this map again after so many years. It turns out that Grufon knew Joris since his childhood like Luis.

I want to know Grufon’s ENTIRE story and in what hands he has been all these centuries. Yes, the story before Grufon ended up in Kabrok and Miranda’s store and Master Ratafouine.

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Here’s a rq: Luis being annoyed by this tiny drooling creature that can’t even walk or do anything for itself but has invaded his space and Kerub seems to be inexplicably obsessed with

I thought I answered but alas...I did not

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On the topics of headcanons we have that don’t really make any sense and are almost certainly incorrect:

I like to think Joris has a fear of heights as well as a mild bit of aquaphobia. I HC he can’t swim because the only person who reasonably could have taught him was Kerub and he can’t swim either lol. Also asking anyone else to teach him would require them to have to see more than 10% of his body

Clears throat

- Joris may be refined, quiet and always polite but his tastes don't match that.

YES he's a huge sweet lover, you'll see him eat half of the cake and that's because he's being nice and letting some for others, YES he has breakfast all the time with hot chocolate and a croissant filled with cream, and most importantly YES he likes junk food so he WILL be eating a big fat burger instead of a salad

- Joris is also a big fan of meat rather than vegetables or fruits, and the same thing goes for tristepin

- kerubim sneezes in a cute way. He hates it

- kerubim sleeps like this. Anywhere. Joris once tripped because he was on the floor

- atcham needs more frequent baths than kerubim, so Joris quite literally had to fight his ass just so he was clean. And yeah he was given stupid little sweaters kerubim did (kerubim is an old man, atcham acts as if he's still 20)

- TO THIS DAY Joris keeps buying and hoarding khans' merch and stuff. He's still gay as fuck about him

- on occasion when Joris has a real bad cough some smoke comes out, but never fire, but nevertheless it scared kerubim so bad once when jojo was a kid that his chest hurt the entire day after (Joris cried because he thought he gave keke a heart attack)

- crocosec was the easiest to manipulate because Joris just needed to make himself tear up and crocosec would give him anything. The second was kerubim

- Joris is always away from home for months and whenever he's back he 1. Heavily censors things out for atcham and kerubim because if he tells them half of the things he does they'll never let him leave again 2. specifically hides any sort of injury, bruise or exhaustion he might has

but this leads to kerubim to get obsessive over Joris for at least a week and constantly check if he's alive, listen if he's breathing still or something because his ass doesn't write them letters😭 so he's worried for months to no end

LOOK AT HIM!!!!! KERUBIM WILL CRY IF HE SEES JORIS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO UPSET OR HURT

- lilotte and joris would spend the entire day together ever since they met and kerubim was just a LITTLE jelly

- Joris can handle spice just fine, he just thinks the taste is absolute ass. Kerubim dies if he tastes anything with spices, atcham is the perfect balance (can't handle it either)

- Joris kept contact with tatak still even if he was in bonta, at some point he became a regular costumer SOMEHOW

- speaking of which, he has contact with everyone's descendants to this very day. Lilotte's, bakara's, khans', tatak's

- funny enough kerubim is scared of bugs

- kerubim was dead scared for joris because of his situation and because of how small and soft he was, it took years of begging from Joris to be left out of the house and befriend someone outside of tatak (that he can't even meet anymore)

Turns out Joris liked to beef with other kids and it's how he befriended lilotte. To me Joris was extremely nice with kerubim but if it came to other kids he'd be a huge bitch

- luis is the one who tells everyone to stfu if Joris is sleeping because that's a rare occasion. And it also means it's everyone's nap time whenever they like it or not.

Speaking of which Joris is not only a heavy sleeper but he hits unspeakable positions and it's why everything hurts whenever he wakes up.

Atcham is the one who snores

- Joris started lying at some point that he HADDD to be an osamodas just because he thought it'd get him closer to Simone and somehow get her to become his mom

I probably have more but HEHUAUEHHWHEHA

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My miis are so ugly but I love them anyway. Especially you joris

Kerubim I made you ugly on purpose so Joris wouldn't have been alone

Also Luis and lou are here!!!!!

Yugo got rejected two times by Amalia btw, if he fumbles one more time I'm straight up killing him instead of giving him a llama

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