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My dog: *furiously digging in the carpet underneath my bed at 3 am*

Me: Lady, for the love of sanity, please...

My dog: *stops digging for 5 seconds* Surely that's enough time for her to have fallen back asleep. *goes back to furiously digging*

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Sad because her feet are wet

#I shake the water off the raised one and she returns it to the water #to raise another one to be shaken #dog logic #dogblr #thistle #hydrotherapy

This is not staged and our dog is not in distress. He did this off his own volition. And I love him.

#front: jj #pets #dog #dog logic #his name is dexter btw

No pulse.

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Ollie’s terrible day outside.

It started with a car trip. It always starts with a car trip... then approximately 1.5 hours of canine tweaking out while the car drove through SO MANY FORESTS BUT DID NOT STOP! (Imagine you can hear the sad, sorrowful whining from here)

After that, was the forced march, ON A LEASH for seven miles. Many woodland creatures were not chased and that was very Sad. Also, the water was too clear and did not have enough mud.

Strangely, instead of stopping back at the car, the human decided to spend the night on some strange, lunar surface. But she at least carried food.

It was a full moon which meant the tent was illuminated throughout the night. The human wore an eye mask to sleep while the canine maintained a state of Constant Vigilance. After being let out twice in the night to verify that camp wasn’t being besieged by chipmunks (actually, it was, they were just reallyfastandsneaky), the human decided that 5:20 AM was late enough to start the day and off we went. The sun wasn’t even out yet!

At some point, the human took all the stuff and made it go into their bag, then another forced march on a leash happened. At one point, the human decided to sleep on a log. Why would they do that? Canine hiking escort brought the human many sticks to throw and barked “encouragingly” at them to motive them. Look at that motivational face!

For reasons unknown, the Doggo Overlandhiking Guide, D.O.G. Began to malfunction and needed naps to recharge batteries.

Many naps happened, including one on a snowbank.

Our experts remain unclear as to why the sudden crash in energy levels occurred on the return trip. There was a time differential of +2.5 hours on the return trip. Perhaps a secondary mission to gather more squirrelsdata could occur. Also more food, more food is necessary for, reasons....

#dog logic #olliedog #adventure dog #here is some mindless happy content for a change #maybe y’all will get fan content... sometime?#but for now enjoy thr doggo pictures.#$#her snores sounded like glaciers calving #hiking with dogs

Has this been done?

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We are ready and packed to go on our holidays..see you soon

Ollie’s terrible day outside.

After that, was the forced march, ON A LEASH for seven miles. Many woodland creatures were not chased and that was very Sad. Also, the water was too clear and did not have enough mud.

Strangely, instead of stopping back at the car, the human decided to spend the night on some strange, lunar surface. But she at least carried food.

For reasons unknown, the Doggo Overlandhiking Guide, D.O.G. Began to malfunction and needed naps to recharge batteries.

Many naps happened, including one on a snowbank.

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