#dog river

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River is literally just a dog who wants to go to the park!!!... its not his fault that "The Park" in this case is MI5 headquarters where everyone is armed and wants him dead

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Does anyone know what the symbol on Oscar’s hat means

For those who don’t know corner has it was a show from Canada in the early 2000s about a small town in Saskatchewan and Oscar (the one who always wears this hat) is a cranky old man

There is a chance it was made just for the show but I couldn’t find anything on Google about it

(Edit)

It’s an oil pump

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Wanda: Hey, little fella! Could you help me up on the stool?

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With Love From Dog River, Part 4

[unrighteousbooks]

Nearly every week, I find myself wondering: Do other bookstores have these problems? Yesterday, two men came in looking for detective novels, and by the time they left one of them was shirtless.

The first man, slightly heavy-set, came in alone and began browsing. He pulled a book from the shelves cheerfully. "Hey, The Saint in New York! We read that for our book club, before it became a movie club." As he spoke, a second man entered the store.

"Same old Brent!" he said. "Always looking for detective novels. I thought you guys were done with that after you read Life of P. I."

The man named Brent did not bother to turn around. He simply replied, "Hank, I told you, it's not Life of P.I.. It's Life of Pi."

Hank looked at me smugly and shook his head. "Poor Brent. He's not the sharpest drawer in the knife, if you know what I mean. All you have to do is look at the cover, Brent. It says P.I. Everyone knows 'pie' is spelled p-i-e."

At this, Brent turned around to reply. He froze when he saw Hank. "Hey! Why are you wearing that shirt? You knew I was gonna wear my Corner Gas shirt. We've been through this before. We can't wear matching shirts. We look like idiots."

"Fine, Brent! Fine!" Hank removed his shirt and tossed it angrily over the back of a chair.

Before Brent could answer, a third man opened the door. "There's a man in an Oldsmobile outside. He's shouting about jackasses. I think he's looking for you two."

Brent put the book down, annoyed. "Leave us alone, Colin Mochrie!" He turned toward me. "Man, that guy is everywhere." And with that, Brent and the now-shirtless Hank walked out.

The man named Colin Mochrie stepped aside to let them pass, then looked at me. "Pick up a book!" he exclaimed. "Reading is cool." He gave me a thumbs-up and disappeared.

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Dog River Valentines

[thegreatallie]

Dog River original emergency preparadness plan:

"May ye find God."

Dog River updated emergency plan:

There are four possible plans in any disaster scenario--

Seek higher ground

Seek lower ground

Go underground

Crawl up a tree

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Corner Gas Rouleau, SK