Karen: Stop it. Just keep watch, I can do this myself.
Wanda: Nice doing it yourself!
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Karen: Nice keeping watch.
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Karen: Stop it. Just keep watch, I can do this myself.
Wanda: Nice doing it yourself!
Store worker: Excuse me, is there a problem?
Karen: Nice keeping watch.
Wanda: Yeah, hi, my battery’s low, so...
Corner Gas, make it quick, the battery’s gonna die.
Brent: ...You buried them? The thought of hiding them in the truck or behind a couch never occurred to you?
Hank: Behind the couch is the first place she’d look.
Brent: Ah, so her aunt dying and leaving her the restaurant was an elaborate cover story.
Ronnie: I’m Ronnie. Call me Rocket.
Lacey: I’m Lacey. You can call me that.
Brent: Go look out for mom.
Oscar: Hey, Hank.
Emma: What are you doing?
Brent: How did you get past Hank? That might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever said.
Oscar: You’re getting old.
Davis: I’m not old.
Oscar: You’re not young.
Lacey: It’ll be fine. Really, I’m fine.
Brent: Is that why you’re pouring gravy on apple pie?
Lacey: Hank, remember, no ridiculous schemes. Did I already say that?
Brent: You did. But you really can’t over-emphasize it.
Wanda: Did you find everything you needed? Do you have any questions about our, uh, fine products? Please feel free to...
Oscar: You sure you know what you’re doing?
Wanda: Don’t I look like I know what I’m doing?
Oscar: No. That’s why I’m asking.
Hank: Hey, Brent, can you lend me some cash?
Brent: Is that like your official greeting now?
Hank: Hehe, dirty pictures.
Brent: Okay, that’s the fourth time you’ve made that joke.
Emma: Well, not completely naked. We’re tastefully covered up. I mean, by a fence, or a door.
Helen: I’m gonna be in a canoe.
Brent: Everyone, Hank has had a good idea. Someone circle the calendar.
Karen: We’re in Dog River now, but if we went through those doors, God knows where we’d be.
Wanda: You’d be in the can. It’s a door to the bathroom, not a vortex to another dimension.
Lacey: You know, because if there is one thing that I love... it’s being naked.
Wanda: Before you ditch your britches, what’s the soup?