#dog specific

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I found a dog in my house this morning and their tags led me to your house, care to tell me how they ran across town just to sneak in and eat the food on my counter?

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I can see ghosts, but only the ghosts of dogs, so I always have a few around me. You just made me really upset and my dogs use all their energy to become corporeal to chase you off.

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My guard dog isn’t that good but you don’t have to break into my house just to pet him. It’s pretty much just making fun of my overly friendly [big/guard dog breed] at this point. 

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We both want one of the dogs in a bonded pair so the person at this shelter says we can if we promise to let them visit each other often. Turns out we live in the same neighborhood and we’re just as excited as our dogs to see each other. 

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You showed up at my house with my dog that’s been gone over and year telling me you just brought them to the vet to get microchipped after you found them wandering around and you found my information. I don’t know who to hug first. 

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We’ve been married for a while and my parents started complaining about not having grandchildren from us, so we decided to pretend [to be pregnant/to adopt/etc] and they haven’t seen the ‘kid’ yet. But we’re driving over there and the first thing they do is ask where their grandchild is, and we pull out a puppy from the back of the vehicle. They’re deeply annoyed.

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I’ve got a champion dog in show and so do you. While we live on other sides of the country, you started talking with me because you wanted my dog to have puppies with your dog. When we finally compromise on where to meet, I start to think I wouldn’t mind staying a while with you. 

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I’m a book store owner and I let my dogs run around when I work, well, I did until one of them had a ton of puppies so I had to keep them at home. But now that the puppies are 5-6 months and can tolerate a lot of activity, they all run around, and I just saw you scoop them all up and put them in the double Papasan chair and lay down with them. Are you going to take a nap with them, and if you are, can I take a picture to save as my background?