#doi nebuni

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hey @greenglassmountain I got your cozonac ask but I combined a couple of different recipes - when I get home I'll see if I still have the paper where I wrote everything down, otherwise I'm pretty sure I can reconstruct it from memory :)

In the meantime this happened the other day...

My husband: I figured we should finish the cozonac before it goes stale, so I divided it up while you were out with the dog.

Him, indicating one pile: This half is mine.

Him, indicating the other pile: And this half is mine.

Me: NO

[calandrinon]

He is a very patient man and I am very lucky <3

[calandrinon]

am ajuns acasă și soțul meu (care nu ascultă phoenix) mi-a spus "hey check this out" apoi mi-a cântat la vioară intro-ul lui negru vodă <3333

[calandrinon]

My husband: So are we going out this morning or what?

Me: yes i know but this is very important

Me: it's for work or something probably

Me: *frantically booping*

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My husband: Is this that band you said were unhinged?

Me (unhesitatingly): Yes.

Me: *tries to remember which band she called unhinged*

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The TV: Indiana Jones and the *unintelligible*

Me, squinting at the screen: The dial of destiny?

My husband, half deafened by cicadas: The vial of estrogen?!

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Me: I have to get my husband to watch Croatia. He will either love it or hate it.

Me: ...he'll love it.

*later*

Him: So I've been watching Eurovision while you were out...

Me: so how about that Croatia?

Him: I love it! This is what Eurovision is all about!

Me: <3

Him: I'm up to Israel but we can stop and watch the ABC if you like.

Me: No!

Him: ...

Me: We have time for two more songs.

Him: ...

Me: ...I want to watch Moldova again.

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Duolingo: "I have an appetite for a good soup."

Me: "Am pofta de o supă bună." I do actually.

Duolingo: FMM PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR ACCENTS OR I WILL START DOCKING HEARTS oh she's gone

*later*

Me: *gătesc o supă bună*

Him: that smells nice!

Me: it's minestrone

Him: can I have some?

Me: no!

Me: you can have tine-strone