Well That Was Unexpected
Hi! This is a one-shot about my sides that I wrote for @get-off-the-dam-fence’s contest!
Word Count: 534
Warnings: Swearing (minor), questioning sanity
Enjoy!
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I thought it was just going to me a chill night with popcorn and Twister. Boy, was I wrong! I’m not exactly sure how to kinda portray what happened, but I’m gonna try to. So I was sitting there, barbacue sauce on my tiddies, watching Twister for the ump trillionth time, and suddenly I was sitting next to another person(?) who looked just like me, but with pink hair and eyes, plus a cool french military uniform type thing. So I decided to not say anything, like a dumbass. But by the time I was halfway through the movie I was surrounded by 6 more of myself, all with whacky hair, eyes, and outfits. Then I decided the best thing to say was: “So, what brings you all here?” I know. Stupid. But it kinda got the answers I wanted, because the me in a dress shirt and tie with deep blue eyes looked up at me and said: “We are not brought here, because we’re always here. We’re all bits of your personality.” Okay, that’s wierd. I looked around again at this whacky assortment, and started to question my sanity. Next, the one with minty hair that showed up second spoke up: “C’mon guys, we should introduce ourselves! Don’t leave him in the dark! I’ll start! I’m Miekki, and I’m your guiding consience and most of your emotions!” Then the pink one that showed up first spoke. “I’m Jasny, I’m your creativity, flambouyance, and I run all of your arts things. I know, I do a lot.” Then the one that spoke to me first spoke up again. “I am Mandry. I am your intellect, common sense, and overseer of all logical and intellectual things in your life.” Then the yellow one, I’m just going to call them colors now. “Hiii, I’m Miłość! I do the lovey stuff, and I think I also do the gender and sexuality stuff too,” Then the orange one, “My name is definitely not Fałsź and I’m totally not in charge of lying.” Okay, now the indigo one: “Umm, uh, I’m Ciemny. I handle a lot of stuff. Everyone just says I’m negativity.” And then I say: “Okay, so you guys are like, my sides. Like Sanders Sides!” And then blue (Mandry?) replied: “I guess that analysis isn’t incorrect,” but then I noticed that there was another me in the corner, glowing crimson with kick-ass demon horns. So I ask, “Who’s that?” And I get a reply from orange (Not-Fałsź?), “That isn’t Gniew, or your rage and spite. He’s your angelic part, totally.” Okay, I can get something from that. Pretty sure orange (Fałsź?) Fałsź is my lying, so he probably means the opposite. I had one more question to ask, though: “Is this all of you then?” And I got a reply from Ciemny; “Um, no. There’s also another facet of me, but I don’t wanna summon him, so I can’t say his name or job. But you can guess,” Alright. There’s a whole other personality bit that I don’t know. Splendid. But, I guess that’s all I get. And that ‘tis the tale of the very eventful Twister movie night that made me question my sanity.
Please tell me your thoughts on if this is garbage or not! (Then I’ll know wether or not to post more of my writing)