#epic polites

[booknerd2712]

Open arms ^^

It's late at night are you trying to make me cry?

🥺

[arlo-theroomservice]

[randomgreekfandomspals]

One sided love

Art by formerly human

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Polites: Why the hell would you let them do that to you?! You could have stopped them!

Hermes: Because as long as they were focusing on me, they weren't focusing on you!

[kuraiarcoiris]

I memed what I memed.

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Someone: *blows Polites a kiss*

Poseidon: *catches the kiss, throws it away, and flips the person off while draping an arm across Polites' shoulders and pulling him close*

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Polites: That's a bad idea

Poseidon: Uh huh

Polites: I'm assuming you already did it

Poseidon: Yep

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Y/N: ...what? Why is everyone looking at me?

Polites: You just called Odysseus dad. You said, "Thanks, dad".

Y/N: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks man".

Odysseus: Do you see me as a father figure, Y/N?

Y/N: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Eurylochus: Hey, show your father some respect