#doing it live

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

Ilha do Amar – Anna Tréa & Badi Assad

[flusterfluff]

A Comprehensive Guide to Alice-ese

I've been informed that my methods of communication are not always clear. Below is a collection of common things I'll say and what they (probably) mean (most of the time).

(Mild vent)

"It'll be fine" / "It'll be okay." -> Regardless of if it is or is not presently "fine" or "okay", it will, eventually be. And making it so is a problem for Future Alice.

"It's fine, don't worry about it." -> It's probably (60%+) not actually fine, but other people worrying about whatever is in question is literally more dangerous and impactful than whatever they're worried about. "I'll handle it." -> It will be handled. Probably by me. It is not your problem. Do not worry.

"That's not my problem." -> And I'm not going to let it become mine

"That's not your problem." -> I'll handle it.

"It should be fine" -> In every conceivable reality except the one we live in, it is, in fact, fine. Probably not in this one, though.

"Could be worse" -> I'm trying not to think about it.

"Doing my best." -> And praying that it's enough

"I got this." -> Let me handle it. P l e a s e.

"Don't worry, I've got this." -> I absolutely need to dunk on this fool. Sit back and watch the show.

"It is what it is." / "It can't be helped" / "Welp. That happened." -> I've already compartmentalized it. It has been processed. I am moving on now.

"Don't worry about it." -> The less you think about it, the better it is for all parties involved.

"Fuck it, doing it live." -> There will be splash damage. Watch out.

[killmethenmyself-blog]

Famous Cheese

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedginald

[kimobits]

When it’s your turn for drink run but the Starbucks line out the door. So now you gonna just have to suck it up or be a baller and cut a tourist...

Choices... 

[supbicht]

I can’t believe I just wrote this

Traditions are funny, you know. Some are passed down from generation to generation, flowing from Great Great to Great to Grand to Parent to You, an entire cultural legacy placed in your hands to either continue or drop like a Tinder match gone sour. Others are newer traditions, borne of innovation and creativity, maintained by a sense of fresh energy and enthusiasm by all involved. My holiday tradition is more like the latter, but not exactly. It’s more of a pattern than anything else. My holiday tradition is getting kinkshamed by a crescent roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “She probably wrote that sentence wrong–that makes no sense. She meant kinkshaming a crescent roll.” Now, I understand where you’re coming from there. Crescent rolls aren’t sentient objects and I am. Now, look at it this way–only sentient objects can have kinks in the first place. So, both scenarios are ultimately just as realistic. And one of them is.

to see this in print and for similar content pick up the last issue of the paper that I have any editorial and creative control over this wednesday!

[hopewereonthesamewavelength]

Charli XCX and Rita Ora

[1000-year-old-virgin]

CharliXCX Ft Rita Ora - Doing It Live The Graham Norton Show