my dol headcanons when the npcs find out you (nonbinary pc) shaved your bush
robin
"you... shaved your bush...?"
"n-no...! it's fine!" (tears welling up in their eyes)
"your body, your choice...!"
(---- robin's confidence)
they are reluctant to sleep with you after because they feel betrayed.
alex
"ya shaved yer bush...? oh..."
"nah, its fine...! (mutters) i guess..."
"i'm gonna... do some work around the farm."
they are hurt because they won't be able to absentmindedly twirl your bush when you guys cuddle
whitney
"𝖎 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 bloody 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖍, 𝖞𝖆 𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖌.."
ok man
kylar
"NO NO NO NO STOP THIS ISNT YOU NO NO NO NO PLEASE [missed call][missed call] STOP PC COME BACK LISTEN TO ME" (oomf wrote XD)
they get frantic and call your phone because they couldn't believe you would do something like that omg
leighton
"ahh, clean slate." (smirks)
"bend over so i can... take a closer look." (expression darkens)
legit dont gaf as long as u show hole
rivers
"okay...?" (sneers)
"these dishes aren't going to cook themselves, tf."
they have better things to worry about, not ur bush
sdyney
"what's a bush?"
"like the ones around the school?"
confused but supportive
bailey
"what does this have to do with rent?"
"talk to me when you have the money for this week's rent."
"quit waisting my time."
gulp
eden
"(grunt)"
o— kay, buddy
sam
"HELP ME WITH THESE TABLES!"
HELP THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELLING THEM ABOUT UR BUSH DURING RUSH HOUR
avery
"aww, that's a shame..."
"maybe u should shave little shapes next time!"
disappointed, but supportive
great hawk
"CAWW"
right on, little birdie
black wolf
"(howls sadly)"
"(whimpers)"
:(
harper
"okay, take these" (gives unprescripted pills)
woah, bush growth enhancement pils
gwylan
"𝓷𝓰𝓱 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓮..."
this forest freak 😭
mason
"SWIM SWIM SWIM" SIR YES SIR
brair
"bitch i dont gaf"
"get on that pole and make me money what are you doing here"
remy
(whips you) "give me your milk, cow HI-YAH!"
