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JBB: An Artblog!
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Jules of Nature
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Cosmic Funnies
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Love Begins
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@dol-incorrect-quotes
High trauma!PC: I’M JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF A MINOR INCONVENIENCE BECAUSE I NEED TO VENT ABOUT THE MULTI-HEADED DICK HYDRA THAT IS NOW MY LIFE, AND I KNOW YOU’RE A GOOD ENOUGH PERSON TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE!
Sydney: Uh…thank…you?
PC: YOU’RE WELCOME! I VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
PC: Is the easter bunny is Jesus Christ’s fursona?
Sydney: It is far too early for this...
PC: I think I need a hug...
Robin: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later* PC: Robin? You... you can let go now.
Robin: No, I absolutely cannot.
Kylar: S-so... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
PC: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Kylar: Yes.
PC: I'd sleep
Sydney, trying to mediate: Kylar, do you have something you'd like to share with Whitney? Kylar: Yes... How I say this delicately... You're a horrible person and nobody in this school likes you. Sydney: Remember, let's frame our statements with "When you do this, it makes me feel this." Kylar: Fine, okay. Uh, let's see... When you're near me or PC... it makes me feel... angry... Kylar: ...because you're a horrible person and nobody in this school likes you.
One of Wrens blackjack buddies: isn’t starting a fire going a bit too far? You’ll get caught.
Wren: First of all you can never go too far.
Wren: Second of all, if I'm going to get caught, it's not gonna be by a damn farmhand like that!
Whitney: Look slut, I’m trying to be nice. This is as painful for me as it is for you.
Whitney: Just give me five seconds.
Robin: This tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
PC: Tied with what?
Robin: Every other day of my freakin life!
Whitney: Sydney is so uptight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up their ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond.
PC: I am perfectly capable of looking after myself!
Bailey: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
PC: Robin made £110 quid on their lemonade stand today, in like an hour!
PC: Turns out people were handing Robin £5s and £10s, and they were just aggressively saying “Thank you for the tip”, and not offering people change.
PC: I’ve taught them well.
Test Question: What does HTML stand for?
PC: Hot topic My Liege
Robin: Hit the Mario Luigi
Sydney: How to make layout (of page) (on the web)
Kylar: Hey There My Love <3
Whitney: Hurting Tens of Millions of Lizards
Bailey: Why don’t grocery stores participate in Black Friday?
Bailey: I don’t need 20% off a flat-screen! Give me half price tide pods and £1 coffee creamer and you better believe me I’ll be at those doors at 3AM!
Ivory Wraith: While you were hitting the juul, going to school, having casual sex, driving your car and eating takeout food, I died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a lake.
Ivory Wraith: My body was never found.
Kylar: I’m not fragile like glass
Kylar: I’m fragile like a bomb.
Cow!PC: Basking in the warm sun, fresh food every day, plenty of exercise. Oh, it was paradise!
Robin: YOU WERE HUMAN LIVESTOCK!
Cow!PC: Eh, nothing’s perfect.
Sydney: Have a nice day!
Whitney: No! Fuck you, I will not have a nice day!