#dongnet

[implodingwbu]

it's not lookin good for me but at least I'm lookin good

[fishfriendlyshark]

[wigglesfangirl]

Dentist: ok now spit Me: oh sorry I only swallow

[wigglesfangirl]

I just overheard these two girls talking and all I heard was “my boyfriend said his dad’s penis is really small so he definitely got his penis from his mom”

[wigglesfangirl]

I'm like an actual fairie the day after I wash my hair and I live for it

[wigglesfangirl]

I asked my mom to get me a french dip sandwich and she got me a turkey leg I feel like a rich girl in Manhattan that asked for a louis vuitton tote and got a michael kors clutch

[wigglesfangirl]

I asked my dad if a pot was clean and he said "no it's laced"

[wigglesfangirl]

Rule 1 of nude club: beat and delete