Jan 25, 2024
They fight
If I had a nickle for every time DK faced off with a fellow luigi lover I'd have 2 nickles
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?
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They fight
If I had a nickle for every time DK faced off with a fellow luigi lover I'd have 2 nickles
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?
Doctor Partners
Donkuigi
Bowuigi
Luigi x Wario(there seriously needs to be a ship name for them)
I had to
Dk: *looks at luigi with a goofy grin*
Luigi:...
Luigi: I'm not calling you, "Good Boy," Dk That fight was shit!
Dk: *crying*
What do I be cooking?
Mr. L: Behold it is I! Mr.L *strikes a pose*
Mario:...
Peach:....
Bowser:....
DK:....PFF-Yeah real funny babe, stop fooling around we got bad guys to beat up!
Mr.L: I am not this, "Babe"! I am Mr.L!
DK: Luigi come on it stopped being funny
Mr.L: I Am Not Luigi Stupid! I am Mr.L
DK: YOU ARE LUIGI!
Mr.L: MR.L!
DK: LUIGI!
Mr.L: MR.L!
Mario:*gives Peach and Bowser a bag of popcorn*
Bowser:*warms the bags up with his fire breathe*
They all just sat and watched while eating their popcorn
What be your headcannons or just random thoughts/ideas about these two?
and now finally Lukong
Toy Luigi: Aww, I like stars!
Automatically toy DK
omg YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Because of you I decided to make these thanks a lot
Lukong funnies
DK: Babe come quick I need your help!
Luigi: I'm on my way!
Luigi:*enters dk's place* What's the problem!?
DK: do you think you can use your lighting powers to fix my vending machine so I can make a banana smoothie?
Luigi:......sure
DK: Hey what do bees make?
Luigi: Honey?
DK: Yes babe?~
Luigi: ! *blushes*
DK: Luigi and I don't use pet names
Mario:...I see....hey what do bees make?
DK: Honey...pff did you seriously forget-
Luigi: Yes?
DK:....
Mario:....*grabs DK by the tie choking him* Don't ever lie to my face again
DK: So is it normal for male humans to wear dresses?
Mario: Not really but some do why?
DK: Because I keep seeing Luigi wearing them whenever we're out on dates
Mario:....Oh
DK: We need to talk
Luigi(nervous): Why? What's wrong?
DK: Can we get Pizza?
Luigi:...that's what you wanted to talk about?
DK: Yeah
Luigi: I don't feel good
*Luigi then looks up what could be wrong with him*
Luigi: Google says I'm gonna die!
DK: *grabs Luigi's phone and slams it against the table* Hey! Google! Stop sending my boyfriend death threats!!
Luigi:...
Mario: You're only gonna catch feelings and get hurt
Luigi: But he's...so funny
Mario: Okay so are clowns. Do you see me talking with the Joker everyday?
DK: If Luigi is wrong...I will reshape reality itself so that he is right