#lukong

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Poor Mario

[akibouken]

Now I’m thinking about it in the context of the movie. What if, immediately after the battle, as soon as the happy family moment is over, DK just fucking shoves Mario out of the way and starts hitting on Luigi? Like an old classic cartoon skit?

​i spent a little too long on this but bless your galaxy brain, anon 🙏✨

(captions in the alt text, but if you just wanna read the dialogue by itself, it’ll be under the cut:

L: We did it, bro!!

M: Yeah! You did great, Lu!

(SHOVE)

DK: Well, hey there, cutie~ (adjusts (his tie))

L: M-Me?

DK: I don’t see any other cuties here~ (unsubtly flexes)

DK: So, hey, now that we’ve saved the world… how about we get dinner together~?

L: I-I-I-um-

M: ゴゴゴゴゴ

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We got donkuigi and bowuigi folks take your pick(both is also an option)

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The boyfriends in Mario Kart World(and yoshi I guess but whatever)

what? you thought I'd stop talking my bois? WRONG

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The unneeded sequel

Cat Luigi: Ah! Dk! I have somewhere to be! Please let me go

DK: *holding luigi against him while messing with his hair* Oooh! Me Dk! Me monkey! Me no speak human language! *continues*

*big old footsteps that get louder and louder*

Cat Bowser: *walks past the bushes and walks up to the cuddlely duo*

Cat Luigi and DK: *stares in shock*

Cat Bowser: Heheh....Meow~

Cat Luigi and DK: (Oh NO He's Hooot!)

Based on this old post:

https://www.tumblr.com/dkfan07142/757954369606107136/bias-go-crazy?source=share

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Official art

Lukong my beloved

Made by the head of the movie, Ed Skudder

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Happy Pride Month!

and also Deltarune today! Yay! I'll try to post about that and undertale along with my usual silly posts

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Now I've seen a lot of people talk about bowuigi and mariokong, and mareach, and more. But I got another ship to add. Sure they interact like never, but just look at how dk looks at luigi, and just imagine their dynamic it'd be so dumb and sweet.....anyone got any names for this ship?