#dontbugmeimantisocial

[podcastwizard]

Consider: Griffin plays Barry for the sole fact that he'll show up as this asshole and then disappear for the whole series like "okay well that's the end of Griffin McElroy's only character." And he just shows up as random background characters through the rest of the series. Like Cassidy. I REFUSE TO HEAR ANYONE BUT GTIFFIN SAY "What's a pan?"

ok i’m curious - reblog this ask with the lines you think have to be included in an adaptation (graphic novel included, ignoring narrative monologues) or you’ll go absolutely feral. 

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

more parkyfam = spideyfam content!! (as long as you feel comfortable with sharing it please and thank you)

parkyfam!!!!! I’M SOBBING THAT IS SO SOFT— I’m referring to my family as that from now on

•  So every time one of my family members does something spideyfam-ish, I either make it into a textpost or I write it down for future use. Now is my time to shine. Here are some Pepperony energy interactions between my mom and dad

dad: alright, I’m headed to my friend’s house. his truck is making weird noises and he wants me to check it out

me: ok! bye!!

mom: Monica.

dad: what?

mom: his wife’s name is Monica. there’s nothing worse than getting there and not knowing her name when she knows yours

dad: *laughs and leaves*

me: did he… ask you what her name was??

mom: no. I just know him. 

•  Like? The subtle shade. The caring way she told him her name, so he wouldn’t be embarrassed. The apparent disappointment. It’s the epitome of Pepper energy

•  Later that day, my mom went to the store, and she wanted to buy my dad more eggs (not a Tony thing, but it’s important to note that my dad LOVES eggs; he eats A LOT of eggs. Like. Just eggs. No dinner plans?? Don’t worry, my dad is already cooking four MILLION eggs.)

•  Using commas after emojis? Throwing shade at her husband (whom she loves very much, I promise)? The pun? Being responsible and going shopping? Okay, Pepper.

•  She just EXPOSED my dad like that. Pepper would do that. me: oh that’s smart! her: no. he’s just a mess.

•  Next, I would like to get into the story of how my dad proposed to my mom. He had this whole nice evening planned!! I mean, like, fancy dinner, I’m pretty sure there was a walk on the beach in there somewhere, and it was a perfect setup! Very cute, very wholesome! Obviously I wasn’t there, but I imagine it was a solid idea.

•  Of course, his dumb ass got too excited, so as soon as my mom got in the car to go to said nice evening, he just? Whipped out the engagement ring and proposed right there. In the car. Like a dumbass.

•  But a SOFT dumbass.

•  It has Pepper and Tony energy because 1) Tony would definitely be too excited to wait. Like when they needed to give the press news so he impulsively went, “Oh, I could just propose to Pepper, duh.” 2) He would also 100% have a whole evening planned and then never utilize it like?? big Tony energy. He is entirely capable and willing to put lots of thought into romantic gesture, but does he? No, he just GOES FOR IT 3) My mom brings this story up sometimes and sounds (faintly) annoyed but she… still said yes. So, clearly it wasn’t that bad

•  The only other one I can think of (at the moment) involves my brother. He was super young and hadn’t learned to speak. Hadn’t said his first word yet. My dad was driving him somewhere, as dads occasionally do, and someone cut my dad off. Suddenly slamming on the breaks, my dad yelled, “FUCK,” as dads often do. 

•  Now, my brother was very small, but he knew how to make some noises. So, what did my brother do? Yup, he sat in the back seat, going, “f… fu….. fff….” and meanwhile my dad was sitting in the front seat like

“DON’T, MY WIFE WILL NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF IT IF YOUR FIRST WORD IS FUCK”

•  Like. Tony would. Evidence??

•  bonus:

[mithrel]

For some reason that tumblr isn't letting me see the Mary Poppins as a wizard fic you wrote and I'm super curious about it. Anyway I can see it a different way?

*grumbles about Tumblr removing adult content then hiding "adult" blogs with no way to change it* https://archiveofourown.org/works/507438/chapters/44051083

[puddingmcmuffin]

11 Questions

Tagged by both @dontbugmeimantisocial and @fanygrayson7. Guess I’m answering both sets of questions? Sorry it took so long to get to this. XP

Immortality or infinite power?

If I could have eternal youth with the immortality choice, I’d pick that one. But since I’m guessing that youth doesn’t come with that (and I don’t want to turn into a grasshopper) I’ll go with infinite power.

What super power do you want?

A Reach Scarab.

Favorite animated movie?

Ooh. Tough choice. Movies like The Black Cauldron and Arcadia of My Youth have a special place in my heart, but there’s also A Monster in Paris that I’m really fond of. Also I really like Little Mermaid, Batman: Assault on Arkham and Justice League Dark.

I can’t choose. :P

Do you believe in magic?

Yes! :D

What’s your favorite childhood memory?

My dad reading the Laura Ingalls Wilder books to me before bed.

If you were to choose between having one type of pet for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

CATS.

How many direct family members do you have?

3.

People you’d want to meet?

Kevin Grevioux (I had a chance to meet him and I MISSED IT FUCK YOU KAWA KON I’M GLAD YOU’RE A DEAD CONVENTION)

Phil Lamarr

Masasa Moyo

Eric Lopez

Kevin Michael Richardson

Sigourney Weaver

Ron Pearlman

(take a wild guess why I want to meet the first four. :P )

What’s 9+10?

19.

Favorite meme?

Mmmm Whatcha Say~

Favorite Disney character?

Either Ariel or the Horned King. The Headless Horseman is pretty cool, too.

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What’s your Favorite Superhero?

Blue Beetle! :D

What’s your Favorite serie?

Young Justice. If it wasn’t for that show (and Black Beetle) I wouldn’t have gotten back into comics and superhero stuff.

Your OTP <

GRATITUDE

What’s your hobby?

Uhhhh....... I guess sewing? Or drawing? Also I collect figures and stuff.

If you could kiss a Fictional Character… Who will be?

Only ONE fictional character? WHY DO YOU LIMIT ME SO?

Black Beetle. But I’d also go with the Reach Scientist. Because I love those two way too much.

Favorite Song?

I have two songs that I’m really not able to choose between: December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night) by The Four Seasons and Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon.

But some new favorites that I’ve discovered recently are Slow Hands by Niall Horan and Rasputin by Boney M.

Marvel or Dc?

DC. I like Marvel enough, even though I’m not sure how many more of their movies I’m going to see (I’m going to keep up with GotG, Thor and Deadpool, at least, but there’s just so much now and I don’t know that I have the time to keep up with the MCU). And DC just has characters that I really care about.

If you were in a desert island… Who o with what do you keep?

So I’m guessing the Who part means I can have a person with me? In which case I choose Green Beetle, because he’s a Martian and he has a ship that can come pick us up and we can leave. I don’t have the time or patience to be stranded on an island.

Also I think I’d die really easily on my own.

With what you can’t Live?

People I care about who also care about me.

Favorite videogame/book?

I really don’t play a lot of videogames, but Quest for Glory and Magic Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn have always been special to me.

As for books I think I’ll go with The Casebook of Carnacki the Ghost-Finder by William Hope Hodgson.

Were are you from?

Missouri, originally from Illinois.

Questions~

1. Who’s your favorite supervillain?

2. Do you believe in aliens, or do you think that we’re alone in the universe?

3. How do you feel about 80s slasher movies?

4. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?

5. What was the last movie that made you cry?

6. What’s the best thing to happen to you so far today?

7. Pick two of your OTPs that you think would have a fun double date (or a horrible one, take your pick).

8. What is your opinion on Funko Pop figures?

9. Do you still talk to people that you went to high school with? (or elementary school, if you’re still in high school?)

10. Whenever you get into a slump, what do you do to get yourself motivated/feeling better again?

11. Name the first movie you can think of that has Christopher Lee in it.

Tagging~

@ranebowstitches @fire-fira @dead-body-that-claims-it-isnt @mind-your-fingers @homosoupien @eatyourgrapes and anyone else who wants to~ (but please don’t feel obligated to do this if you don’t XP )

[fangirltothefullest]

Have you ever considered an animatic with the human Deceit fusions but to We Are Number One?

I have now and it;s amusing (though kidnap the sandy claws would be super fun with them too ehehe Deitton as Oogie Boogie and the other three as Lock Shock and Barrel) 

[darkstachedaily]

Okay but Darkstache headcannon that Wil has flashbacks to WKM and Dark wipes his mind every single time, corroding his mind over time until he's how we see him in Markiplier TV. Every time this happens, Damien and Celine fight over whether they should let him keep the memories and try and help him through it or wipe him and they keep wiping because they can't bear to see their friend in pain like that again.

oUcH thanks for the angstGosh Dark probably feels really bad during all this bc he’s having an internal conflict aND both options have big downsides (pain / not being able to let wilford remember who he is or who he used to be)

[emkayoh]

dontbugmeimantisocial

 Ha ahahah ahahahahha ok so if you wanna read a fic...

HI ID JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I READ THE FIC AFTER YOU POSTED THIS AND NOW I CAN’T STOP CRYING SO THANKS THIS ART IS...

WOW THAT WAS FAST BUT I’M GLAD U READ IT SO WE CAN SUFFER TOGETHER YOU’RE WELCOME