Aug 29, 2012
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dontstabmebro started following you.
Oh hey, it's... you. Thanks for following.
Zombie: ...I am not a sex toy.
Hank: *facepalm* That was pretty much the most horrifically embarrassing ask in entire history of Tumblr.
Zombie: I'm fairly certain I can't function in that respect anyway. *looks down at his lap* Hmm...
Hank: Um... well... there's something to be said for rigor mortis! *embarrassed laugh*
Zombie: *ponders this seriously for a moment, even though it was a joke* Hm. Well I believe that any stiffness I might have experienced upon my death has been... previously alleviated. Although I've never really tried to... awaken anything down there.
Hank: *blushes so much her face could practically match her hair* I think we might need to find you a nice undead lady friend first.
...Or gentleman! That's cool too. I guess you probably don't really remember which one you prefer, do you?
Zombie: ...I've just never given it much thought. I haven't had the inclination, or the desire to seek a romantic partner at all. But I suppose, if I were alive, I wouldn't mind either as long as the person was...
Hank: Was... what?
Zombie: *he wants to say "like you", because that's what's edging on the tip of his tongue, but he knows that will be awkward so he just says* Good. As long as the person was good and kind and patient. As long as they let go at my own pace and didn't mind that I had stitches everywhere. As long as they didn't mind if I didn't want to be romantic at all. As long as I could cook for them, and they didn't mind how it turned out. As long as they were good.
Hank: *shy little smile* That does sound nice.
*she stands there in awkward silence for a long moment... then, instead of saying anything, just throws her arms around the zombie and gives him a tight, clinging hug*
New Follower: unnamedtrouble
unnamedtrouble started following you
Oh, hey! ...Copernicus, is that you? When did you get the new haircut?
Hello, Avery
AVERY! *pounces him*
Hank, are you hungry?
@_@!
STARVING. Why, you makin' something? *bounces excitedly*