#averyrook

[werecatastrophe]

@averyrook from x

[ TXT; The Calico Kid: oh hey lark sure no worries tho technically what i do isn't magic but if it's written down kinda stuff then i might be able to manage it ] [ TXT; The Calico Kid: if dev said it should be okay then it probably is ] [ TXT; The Calico Kid: what kind of thing are we going for? ]

[TXT; image: a photo of an open book of magic with the charm alongside Devang's notes. ]

[TXT: I am looking to become less submissive and breedable ]

[TXT: You know, you and Devang both are so weird about what counts as magic. if science can't explain it, it's magic, so there ]

[disasterghaster]

@averyrook replied to your post “Rumor has it that you have a harem that be...”:

Not f'lack of tryin' though

​"It's only--" Took a second to count on her fingers. "THREE!"

[sugarcoatedmechanic]

@averyrook replied to your post “"I have 50 clones, so does dating me inherently...”:

"What happens if like, some of the clones don' like someone the way the others do?"

​"Oh, we're all the same person. We re-sync at least weekly, if not daily. There's no dissent on much of anything."

[envyisthepoison]

@averyrook liked for a starter

Much as Envy liked to pretend otherwise, they were actually QUITE OBSESSED with the polycule. Which makes it pretty uniquely funny that in their effort to distract themself from said obsession (they're not even mad, they don't even care, shut up, they have a life and hobbies), they incidentally wandered their day's goings-on to one member of the polycule they HADN'T spied on before.

They were just in the neighborhood. Their new host told them his ex brought him leftovers from the Rookery once before, and it was to die for. Wasn't the first time they'd heard of it, but they couldn't be bothered to remember where from. After all, today they're NOT thinking about any forbidden figures.

They'd dressed up their new host, Samuel, in a nice pair of chinos and a CLEAN graphic tee with Japanese katakana that he thought said something cool, but Envy knew to say "vegetables".

Samuel is hopelessly stupid, and that's why they got him. At least the shirt is clean. And he wasn't wearing basketball shorts. Progress.

Envy entered the restaurant, casting Samuel's hazel-green eyes over the establishment like he'd never seen a fucking wall before, mouth hanging open and everything. Immediately reached up to poke one of the plants on the wall, and looked for the nearest employee to loudly ask, "Hey, are these real? No way, right?"

[dinosaurgreasestain]

~ || @averyrook || ~

[ Pride had to remember to send a text to Fig once he’d had more than a few hours of rest. Feeling, admittedly, a bit guilty about it. ]

[txt]: I may have to cancel our Valentine’s plans.

[txt]: Not because of you.

[ Hoping to alleviate any anxiety the first message might have caused. ]

[radioiaci]

⧐ @averyrook liked for a starter.

"Table for one, if you please, my good man!"

He'd heard about it in passing- the restaurant that had frequent otherworldly patrons and specialized in serving them dutifully. It was enough of a rumor to catch his intrigue, stepping coolly up to the host stand with his usual demeanor and flare. This place too had a connection he was investigating - it wasn't a wholly personal quest to seek it out.

But if he received a meal out of it, well... He could hardly complain.

[burningfeathersx]

@averyrook replied to your post “I think taking you on a date to a quiet summer...”:

"Damn... An' I thought I was bein' *so* subtle too... But there's still time before the end of Summer t'squeeze it in, maybe."

​"Not a lot of people know I like water." Couldn't help the salacious grin that crept into place. "Or would anticipate me rocking their boat."

[wrathfulpup]

@averyrook started following you

Oi, you-- ya got a light?