#donut talk...

[donutmoe]

being an actual horse girl would be so cool ngl... i could run hella fast, be hella strong, get to have cute horse ears and a tail, not to mention i could eat a fuckton of my favorite foods and fart like crazy..

woah, who said that last bit. must've been the wind.... i totally wouldnt had said that. nor would i enjoy the feeling of my horse tail raising up as gross, bubbly farts leave my tailhole without a care in the world (─‿‿─)

[donutmoe]

so, im in university for psychology, and oomf got me thinking... what if I was doing a therapy session with a client, but i ate a heavy meal beforehand..

imagine! you're talking to me about your life and whats been bothering you, and in the meanwhile, my tummy is gurgling, full of trapped gas waiting to be released...

as i listen to you talk, my gut has had enough of holding it in, and i cut you off with a long, bubbly blast. it goes quiet for a moment before i look at you in slight confusion "trying to remember what you were going to say? its okay, we have time," i obliviously say, as you're trying not to gag on the rotten stench. its going to be a loooong therapy session...

[donutmoe]

Had a crazy day today...

This horse girl stuffed herself full of prunes before university, thinking that they'd kick in after class was over. Nope... kicked in just before (,,¬﹏¬,,)

Not only did I feel the gas bubbling during class, I walk too and from uni, so that loosened it up a LOT when I finally got home. I was so full of gas that I genuinely looked preggers af, but it was just trapped horsey gas~

It got so bad at one point that, when I was taking some trash out, my poor belly gurgled so hard that I whimpered... and I'm stoic af when it comes to holding in my gas, so that tells you how long I was holding it. It lowkey felt so good until I had to release it... then it felt great. Was on call with oomf and had them whimpering so cutely with each loud blast... god bless discord studio mode. I love being a stupid, gassy horse so much.... ( ꩜//////꩜;) 

[donutmoe]

sooo excited for the inulin i ordered. its supposed to arrive today (o^▽^o)

[donutmoe]

ive been told that my farts are loud, and it lowkey makes me feel all shy.... and prideful in a way >.<

its funny because they've been quiet up until recently. maybe its because of changes to my diet, but im embracing these loud blasts

[donutmoe]

HII, SORRY I DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH... it's finals season.... the horse will come back to the stable soon.

[donutmoe]

siiigh, i wish i was my horse sona. polluting the air around me as I attempt to maintain my oh-so-innocent looks, as dangerously wet girlbraps blurt out my ponut..