The Rules:
Rule One: Post the rules.
Rule Two: Answer the 11 questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones.
Rule Three: Tag 11 people and link them to this post.
Rule Four: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
Tagged by: doormat-ethic
(I put the questions/answers and stuff under the cut because it’s long and obnoxious.)
Pen. I will always love pen because you can just write and draw and not have to erase anything and it's so beautiful ahhh i did all my best art last year without drawing it out in pencil first with just pen and it's so permanent but also you can draw on yourself and make nice things and there are so many nice pen kinds and ink and mmm yes
What’s the scientific/historical/cultural/etc inconsistency or inaccuracy in a movie/television show that bothers you the most?
i know there IS something, considering how much i love history and am a stickler for detail in shows. i can't think of anything right now, but a general example that is kind of unrelated---i don't like when things rhyme in one language but clearly do not in another. like, famous poems and books? those rhymes aren't ACCIDENTAL so clearly the translator took some liberties
How much would someone half to pay you to (a) eat a spider? (b) eat a live spider? (c) drink from an unlabeled bottle of clear liquid from a scientific laboratory cabinet (given that it’s non-fatal)? (d) start vigorously picking your nose in front of the person you admire most?
diD YOU WRITE THIS JUST FOR ME
a. 1,305,284,390,294,023.03
b. uhhh...same...amount?
c. ehhhh depends i'd probably do it no matter what ALWAYS UP FOR A DARE WOT WOT
d. i mean, money things don't really matter to me, as you know from my illustrious job...plus i probably have done this
What was your last dream about?
i've been dreaming about my job like every night, and the other night i dreamt the kitchen exanded into the one in ratatouille sort of and a bunch of people worked there like all the cashiers and michele's little sister ordered some fancy sandwich that i had to run across a giant, dewy, realistic version of hyrule field at 9:00
Shetland ponies or staple guns? Please defend your answer.
well they both have merits
-shetland ponies: ADORABLE awwww they remind me of cats and hobbits
-staple guns: one of my favourite tools to use in props and sets, also kind of the first tool i ever really used for design on the set of les mis, stapling fabric and flowers and things to the barricades. i like them because they are simple and you don't have to be really good at things or accurate to use them. also, i bet they would be nice in an apocalypse
If you had a cool animal familiar, what animal would it be?
fox bc cat has been done too many times. i would just like a fox please. i mean come on that would be really awesome let's tell it like it is
also, i'm p. sure a fox would be my patronus or something, not to rustle anyone's jimmies. they're orange, standoffish, elusive, often appear in folk tales, and equal parts intelligent and derpy. does any of that not sound like me i think not
If you had to be a video game character, which would you be?
hmm...hMMM. well, i'm just gonna go with midna because she is a humongous bamf. come on admit it u all have a ladycrush on midna. but also chell and wheatley have merits
What creeps you out the most?
the song i'm listening to is REALLY creepy...then again, this is my 'creepy song' playlist. but to be honest, spiders really creep me out, of course. i also used to have really bad nightmares, like the time i dreamt about those worms with lights on their eyestalks that crawled under my toenails in the basement when i was five, but i also used to (and still do) have bad nightmares about imposing forces such as the supernatural, sentient technology, being mugged, and being entirely alone. also, sometimes i have like night terrors where i feel like the voice of the devil and/or god is beckoning me and i'm literally like plEASE let me remain mediocre. but yeah, the general feeling of aloneness creeps me out. like, are we the only people in the universe or are there other beings out there? either way is WEIRD AS FUCK.
What’s your favorite word?
i love a lot of words, but i really like 'mix' and 'maelstrom' because they're a good representation, almost, of an asmr feeling? but with a single word? like they're just very tangible and tasty
What’s the answer to this question?
42.
Thanks and goodbye!













