#dora 2019

[brutal-out-here]

Not sure if people here have seen the “I’m so hungry I could eat-“ trend on TikTok but I made a few and I have to post them somewhere other than my stories that no one watches lol

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

my favorite out-of-context spoilers for “dora and the lost city of gold”:

dora and diego get high and hallucinate onscreen for two minutes straight while their guide strips offcamera 

boots saves the day while “these boots are made for walkin” plays in spanish 

all the mystical elements of dora the explorer (talking backpacks, monkey with boots) are explained away as 6yo dora’s imagination... except for swiper. swiper just. exists. a walking, talking, kleptomaniac fox with a blue mask is working with a team of mercenaries and this is only barely questioned

[dotsz]

can’t believe i’m making dora la exploradora art in the year of our lord 2019 but that’s just how it be with this kickass new movie

[midnight-arts-hunter]

I just watched the movie and I'm not ashamed of liking it. Have some cuzies and bapy jaguar who should have been in it.

[void-shrieks]

THE NEW DORA HAS A KNIFE THE NEW DORA HAS A KNIFE  THE NEW DORA HAS A KNIFE THE NEW DOR

[call-me-emrys]

Everybody on the field trip: hey dora what do you have there

Dora:

Sammy(????): oh my god why does she have a knife

[velvetlusia]

One day I’ll be at my death bed and still be bitter about not sending this masterpiece to Eurovision 2019.

[theconqueeror]

tonight is Croatian contest for our Eurovision representative for 2019 and I can positively say that I’m scared,,,