#dork queen

[dailyjidols]

october 7: happy birthday to…       ♡ rika ozeki (keyakizaka46) ♡

[raijindork]

Bickslow, Freed and Evergreen for the meme?

Bickslow

Sexuality headcanon: I have so many, not gonna lie. Mainly bi/pan/ace, depending on what I’m writing. Gender headcanon: Cis/male. Although, I’ll admit that I have a modern au fic where he’s trans. I also really love genderfluid Bix rn. Random headcanon: He’s surprisingly lazy. Otp with this character: LUCY. ALWAYS LUCY. And Cobra too.What hogwarts house I sort them in: Slytherin through and through. Would I date them: um yesWould I marry them: also yesRated on a scale 1-10: 99999999999

Freed

Sexuality headcanon: homoromantic bisexual. Gender headcanon: Cis/male. Random headcanon: He’s a complete lightweight and is the karaoke king when he’s drunk. He denies that it ever happens though.Otp with this character: Laxus. What hogwarts house I sort them in: SlytherinWould I date them: MaybeWould I marry them: PerhapsRated on a scale 1-10: Hmm… 8. He needs more high ponytails for a 10.

Evergreen

Sexuality headcanon: Hmm… I honestly think she’ll be somewhere on the aro/ace spectrums. Gender headcanon: cis/female. Someone once mentioned trans!Ever to me as a reason for why she gets so annoyed with Elfman, and I really love it tbh. Random headcanon: She actually super low-key wishes she was part of the whole ‘girls group’ in the guild and was included in all of their lunches and plans some more. Otp with this character: Surprisingly, it’s Freed or Laxus. What hogwarts house I sort them in: Slytherin. They’re all Slytherin. This just makes me want to write my Hogwarts AU.Would I date them: no but i’d give her all the cuddlesWould I marry them: as long as hugs are involved, yesRated on a scale 1-10: 10. She’s a queen. 

character headcanons/brutally honest ship opinions. 

[alittlemissfit]

Five Friday Faves - Goofy Edition @storybycorey

[raijindork]

.. Halloween is probably the time Freed takes full revenge on Bixlow for all the teases/pranks he might have played on him. (and probably also the time these two bros gang up on Ever eve n mo re lmaO what idiots)

OMG YES. And of course, Bix never learns. Laxus probably just sits there every year shaking his head at all of them. 

Halloween is their favourite event. No one has time for Christmas. 

They probably have a tradition where they all just sit up getting drunk and eating way too much candy and sugary things too (y’know, after Freed has had his fun and after him and Bix have teased Ever all day). They probably all gang up on Laxus at the end of the night too... They’re still trying to scare him but it never works. 

[raijindork]

“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?” for the Raijin!!! I want them plastered. It'll be great.

I was going to wait until morning to do this, but… Well, I was awake now so here you go. Four o’clock rambles involve drunk Raijindorks. 

Freed didn’t realise he was falling backwards until he was lying down on the carpeted floor and he was holding the amber bottle right above him. He stuck his tongue out, desperately waiting for but a single drop of the delicious spiced rum to fall, but it never happened. With a groan, drawing the attention of his equally as inebriated teammate, Freed dropped the empty bottle down onto the ground beside him. “There’s no more rum… Why is there no more rum…” he mumbled tiredly. 

Bickslow made a face when he saw his dishevelled captain sprawled out on the ground beside him. “Freeeeeedo!” he slurred. “What are ya doin’ down there?”

“I don’t quite know…” the Runes mage admitted. “I wanted the rum… But the rum is gone… Why is the rum gone, Bickslow?” 

“Well, that’s no good!” Bickslow only seemed to ignore his friend’s rum problem as he picked himself up off the pillow he was seated on, and crawled over to Freed’s side to collapse down next to him, moving the empty bottle aside (it wouldn’t make a very good pillow). He couldn’t quite help but giggle once he was staring up at the ceiling beside his friend. “Hey! The shadows look like clouds!” 

Freed tilted his head to the side, his hair becoming even more tangled and splayed out on the carpet. “So they do…” 

Evergreen walked back into the shared living room at that moment to find her teammates lying side-by-side on the ground and giggling like fools at the shape of the shadows on the ceiling. She leaves them alone for five minutes to try and find more nachos from the kitchen, and this is what happens?

“What on earth do you two think you’re doing down there?” she asked, standing directly behind their heads, hand on hip and the other supporting the bowl of corn chips covered generously with cheese and salsa. 

“Ever… The rum is gone…” Freed groaned again. 

Bickslow, on the other hand, screamed, once he noticed his female teammate’s presence. The other two didn’t get a chance to ask just what the fuck it was that had spooked him so suddenly before he was pointing up to her, head tipping back into the carpet slightly to get a better view of her, and was shouting, “Holy shit! How the fuck did you get so tall? What the fuck?!” She was a giant! She had to be over ten feet tall! 

“It was the rum,” Freed commented. “The rum is magical!” He sat up with a gasp to lean on his elbow, grabbing Evergreen’s ankle to whisper harshly, “Is the rum magical?!” 

Evergreen merely rolled her eyes, fetched the unopened bottle of rum on the coffee table in front of the two morons, and then sat herself down on the middle of the sofa to get back to their movie night. It was at times like that that Evergreen remembered why she didn’t drink much with her brothers… They were lightweights. 

[jonniquidd]

Agave ma boday

Aloe my vera

Turnip my greens

Basil below my navel

Feelip my tulips

[moth-qveen]

I need more room on my phone! *burp* woah...

Amanda Waters at work

[depressedkakashihatake]

bobbi + star wars

Bobbie didn’t think it was her fault that she was a giant nerd, honestly if anyone was to blame it was Mack for introducing her to Star Wars after a bad mission with Romonoff, and boy did he regret it

Every year for Halloween Bobbie found herself making a new character outfit for the shield Halloween party, trying to out do herself a little bit more each time (though if one more idiot junior asked when she was going to be slave Laia she was going to have to explain to fury why they were in critical condition in the medical bay)

So ya, Bobbie was a bit of a nerd when it came to Star WarsShe had every movie (yes, even the prequels. They weren’t that bad and while everyone else hates Jar Jar she at least got some laughs at how just utterly stupid he was as a character) in the extended Blu Ray versionHer favourite game of poker was always played at her house with her females of Star Wars card deck (shut up Clint they’re Awsome)And no one could convince her that her giant Sith Lord bath robe wasn’t absolutely amazing, especially when paired with a red toy light saver and Natasha Romonoff if her own Jedi robe bath robe with green light saver, running around Bonnie’s apartment flipping over things and duelling (which could get her in a lot of trouble with the old lady down stairs sometimes)