#dorks in lofe

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Marianne: “We'll kill anyone who gets in our way!”

Bog: “No, not kill anyone!”

Marianne: “Kill a few people!”

Bog: “Kill no people!”

Marianne: “Kill one guy! One stupid guy who no one loves!”

Bog: “Alright, we can kill Roland.”

[tough-girl9]

Aww, what a gentleman :)

Marianne kind of looks like she’s rolling her eyes at him though.

[shy-fairy-levele3]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Bog King is a university professor with a degree in Entomology. During Summer vacation, and after a terrible breakup Bog finds himself drawn to his family's fields where he had spent his childhood and discovered his love of insects. He is shocked to discover, after all these years, what he had always assumed to be butterflies were in fact Fairies!

Fairy Princess Marianne finds herself falling in love with a human.

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"Marianne thinks my scars are sexy. Especially the ones she gave me."

-Bog

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Mating be like-

Marianne:  "BOO!!!"

Bog:  "Ah! What are ye doin'?!"

Marianne:  "Do you know the game 'Fuck, Marry, Kill'?"

Bog:  "Yeah."

Marianne:  "Well, I'm gonna play that game with you."

Bog:  "Alright..."

Marrianne:  "But I don't wanna get married, okay?!"

Bog:  "...Is it weird that I'm kinda turned on right now?"

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these idiots: "Oh God, was that a feeling?! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

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"When my wife and I walk upstairs together, she always runs ahead and hides somewhere. She says it's practice for a serial killer. ...I don't know if she means me or her."

-Bog King

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Smol vs. Tol

Bog: *walking down the hall*

Marianne: *steps in front of him* "I move for no man!"

Bog: *picks her up and sets her over to the side*

Marianne: "...Alright, we'll call it a draw."