Aug 13, 2022
*Strife is cooking*
Fury: Any chance that’s for me?
Strife: It’s for Death. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Fury: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
seen from Jamaica
seen from Malaysia
seen from Finland
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Türkiye
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Maldives
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
*Strife is cooking*
Fury: Any chance that’s for me?
Strife: It’s for Death. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Fury: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Strife: Why are your tongues purple?
Azrael: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Death: I had a red one.
Strife: oh
Strife:
Strife: OH
War:
War: You drank each other's slushies?
Strife: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Azrael, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Strife:
Strife: fsh
I just realised, Darksiders' climbing styles are like
War: Robot slamming its fists into the wall (or Raziel from LoK)
Death: Spiderman
Strife: Dog trying to walk up a wall
Fury: ...can't be bothered
War: Someone will die.
Strife: Of fun!
War: This is a mistake.
Strife, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
War: But not today.
Strife, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Strife: Do you take constructive criticism?
Dis: I only take cash or credit.
War: I prevented a murder today.
Human: Really? How’d you do that?
War: Self control.