Mass Effect. Give me the salt.
okay #1 is my nsfw request: i swear to god why are people so affixed to human genitalia on aliens. how dare all of you. I’m literally so insulted 9000% of the time IF YOU’RE GONNA WRITE XENO, WRITE!!!! XENO!!!! JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2: the next shakarian fan who complains that shakarian “isn’t the biggest ship” and “deserves more content” needs to look my shrios face, in the eyes, and beg my fucking forgiveness. beg my FORGIVENESS, FOR YA’LLS FUCKING HAPPY ENDING, THAT YA’LL GOT!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and speaking of that, #3, i’m still not over thane krios I am so PISSED about the way that whole exchange happened like literally. still mad about it. Still could’ve written better. it was fucking stupid and I am still highkey angry about how me3 handled him
#4: the unnecessary sexualization of the asari as “female” in a genderless society. no. fucking. no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there was SUCH A PLATFORM there, like if they’re all the same why does gender even exist, or why didn’t they produce other genders we couldn’t even Fathom, like. fuck. this is only so far down on the list because they tried to fix this in Andromda by mentioning varied-pronoun Asari but like all that did was knock it down from like, my #2 salt
#5 im gonna be mad about LIs being gender locked for the rest of my life, but especially, also, WHY I STILL CAN’T DATE A KROGAN, BIOWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KESH IS RIGHT THERE, BIOWARE! WREX WAS RIGHT BY MY SIDE! FUCK YOU!!! FFFUCK YYOYOU
im cutting myself off here bc I could go on forEver