How to Not Be That Asshole Neighbor
Upon entering college and moving into the dorms, you learn very quickly that walls are thin. That's not exactly a bad thing when your neighbor is a good friend of yours and you like to knock on each other's wall. Sometimes though, you get neighbors that like to blast music during regular hours (so you can't be too mad). Then you have the ones who blast "God Bless America" on repeat at ungodly hours. To prevent you from being the Asshole who blasts music at awful hours, here are some tips: 1. If you want to blast music, do it at a decent hour. Not at 12:30 in the morning. Some people have class, some have work. Some people just plain enjoy sleep. Playing "God Bless America" repeatedly at 12 a.m. only turns your nice neighbors into bitches who hate you for at least a week. Let's not do any of that. 2. If people are knocking on your door/wall and it sounds like they're trying to get your attention, they most likely want you to stop. Learn to take a hint. Not only are you being completely ridiculous for playing the same song over and over again, but apparently you like to ignore your neighbors who are nice enough not to report you. 3. Don't do something that would irritate you because chances are it irritates other people too. This is one of those things where you can't think, "it's okay if I do it, but fuck the people who do it when I'm trying to sleep." That makes you a hypocritical asshole. Just don't do it. 4. Just go to bed. It's Sunday, we all have class tomorrow. Enough said. yesh.