Conquering the Exodar!!
Bah!! After foolish fiasco with that odious Orphan, The Great Nyehehe has decided to conqsequentially conquer this accursed crash landing of a city: The Exodar!! Home to various cretinous crusaders and classy clerics, distant denizens from wiley worlds across this moronic milkyway!! This half-witted home to these xenial xenos will be reduced to mere rubble under his ruthless rule, so says The Great Nyehehe!!
And now, for The Great Nyehehe to deviously disguise himself for added antagonisticness!!
Nyehehe!! How dastardly a deed this’ll be!! When their millky way of a metropolis has been reduced to a bunch of alienic ashes, these blastedly blue goodie two-shoes will have nowhere to turn to!! Nowhere to run to, to flee from The Great Nyehehe’s ruthless reign of terrible terror!! Nyehehe!!
Wait... what was that? What do you mean those dratted draenei have other spelunking spaceships to use? What’s a “Vindicaar...?”
Oh, Bah!! Whatever!! Let’s get this invasion started, nyeh?
Through these goat-guarded gates The Great Nyehehe goes!! Nyehehe!!
What a lousily long spiral down!! Bah!!
Nyeh? A shortcut? How wicked it is for The Great Nyehehe to cheat his way even through this shoddy ship’s alien architecture!!
Nyehehe!! How intelligent The Great Nyehehe is for fabricating this fiendish idea!! And not only intelligent, but also very smart!!
Bah!!
Drat... Curse this foolish floor!!
Whatever!! Not even this foolish floor can take down The Great Nyehehe!!
What a rowdy roundabout!! Or it would be, if there weren’t less than four mortals here!! Bah!!
This spaceship’s soveriegn ought to be down this gold-highlighted hallway. It oughtta be, that goat-legged goodie two-shoes!! Or... good-hooves!! Whatever!!
The Great Nyehehe knows not what these half-witted holograms are for, but their dumb depictions of a few demonic doofuses intimidate The Great Nyehehe not!!
Just up these stupid stairs, there’s that important-looking Light-loving loser!!
You, you important-looking Light-loving loser!! You probably-prominent looking punk!! The Great Nyeheh demands that you transfer ownership of this shoddy spaceship over to him!! Henceforth, he shall rule it with a metal fist!! Specifically an iron one, unless there’s some metal out there that’s a nyehehillion times stronger and more evil!! He shall also ban and bar the worship of that lousy Light here, and everywhere, before he then takes his colonial conquering to the rest of this world, and then to the rest of this univer-
*Thwack!*
Bah!!
“Say, mister Nobundo, did you hear someone say ‘Bah’ just now? Somewhere off in the distance? Sounded familiar...”
“I do not know, my student. Do not worry yourself of it. Come, continue your shamanistic training. Just... don’t burn anyone again.”
“By the Light... Will someone please escort this mad man out of the Exodar? Off of Azuremyst Isle, preferably? Better yet... get him some mental help while we’re at it. Dioniss aca!”
