No Man's Land (it's a pun, you see)

I look out for me and mine, and that don't include content 'less I conjure it does.

[jelloapocalypse]

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omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[salvadordante]

The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀

[pancakeke]

yeah omg some people were calling me out for using a "brand" but i am NOT calling it that. SORRY.

[pancakeke]

listen here, smart ass...

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ayalaatreides]

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[06-archive]

[jdniemand]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[spiritbladed]

i actually had a specific hypothetical in mind when i made this post but shoutout to everyone tagging it with some variation of "gandalf when he cracks denethor in the face" because you're so right

[pixie-wizzard]

When will y’all learn

[someoneiwasnt]

[Image ID: Tweet by Pearl 3: peal (@/PearloLesbo): “Bro trust me my exclusionism is different bro no where are you going no trust be bro its good this time bro I swear this time they’re actually harmful trust me bro this is good bigotry bro I swear bro this time it’s different and justified bro” /End ID.]

[f1rstperson]

I watched trans discourse to nb discourse to bi discourse to ace discourse to aro discourse to any person without a full label discourse to any kinky lgbtqia+ discourse to queer discourse to intersex discourse to pan discourse

I am not lying when I tell you it is. Literally. All. The. Same.

“Secret disgusting straight group is trying to overtake us and lying about being  a part of (label I conveniently dislike)! Every other group we shit on before is actually okay but this group is REALLY SERIOUSLY SECRET STRAIGHTS TRYING TO DESTROY US!!”

There it is. the discourse for the next decade. Packaged with a bow just for you. When you see it tell them it’s literally just EVERY DISCOURSE I SAID UP THERE repackaged. Because it is. <3

[queeranarchism]

Subchapters:

They’re ‘appropriating’ our language. Not because ‘coming out’ is something that accurately described their experience but because they’re evil secret straights who want our stuff.

They want our ‘resources’, because acceptance and support are not available in unlimited supplies and going to support groups that you don’t need is something evil secret straights do.

They have ‘privilege’. Unlike us, who are not all a combination of axis of oppression and privilege because of the many aspects of our identity. We’re 100% oppressed all the time in every way.

They don’t ‘suffer’ like we do. Because it’s totally okay to demand that people publicly expose their traumas in order to be accepted by us. That’s not ‘bullying others the way we have been bullied’ at all.

[5thearth]

Protip: You have to allow for the possibility that some people outside your in-group are not your enemy. This is not optional.

[falselyprofound]

hey dude. i know earlier you said you weren't mad at me but I heard your leitmotif playing in minor key as you dramatically left the room. are you sure we're cool?

I'm fine dude. I'm fucking great okay.

ⓘ Hold left shift to Run.

Ignore that

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[mf-dude]

[animentality]

[orbitalmirror]

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

[scratchygoddess]

[yallitsvivian]

Rare aesthetic:The Y2K bug

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[phantomrose96]

seeing one of your posts in the wild was so scary but they're so right:

the original tweet:

Completely accurate. Everyone come hang out on my 29-year-old-core blog we can talk about the good vacuum cleaners