Hannibal teaching Will to cook: Do you know how to cut vegetables properly Will?
Will: Yes?
Hannibal: Good, why don't we start there then.
*5 minutes later*
Hannibal: William, that is not how you chop vegetables—
Will: I'm trying dammit! If you would have just let me do it without any interruptions, then maybe I can actually chop it right.
Hannibal: That is not—! yoU'RE NOT EVEN CHOPPING IT! YOU'RE LITERALLY STABBING IT! DON'T YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM!?
Will: I GRADUATED COLLEGE STUDYING HOW TO CATCH STABBY PEOPLE, HANNIBAL, NOT COOKING!
Hannibal: IT'S COMMON SENSE, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT!?
Will: OH! I'M SORRY, IF I CAN'T BE A PERFECTIONIST, LIKE YOU!
Hannibal: THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT AND YOU KNOW IT! THE POINT IS. THERE'S A DIFERENCE BETWEEN STABBING, AND CHOPPING!
Will: AT LEAST I'M NOT STABBING PEOPLE!
Hannibal: NO, YOU'RE NOT STABBING PEOPLE, YOU'RE STABBING VEGETABLES INSTEAD!
Will: ARE YOU EVEN HEARING YOURSELF!? DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN DISTINGUISH WHICH IS PORK MEAT AND HUMAN MEAT
Hannibal: THAT IS NOT THE POINT DAMMIT-!