#double edition

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MERZ No 8+9, edit+design by el lissitzky and kurt schwitters, 1924 (edited by schibbo + el rasso, 2024)

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6Sep22

Anal Botox to dating his mate, Harry’s not one to set records straight. He’ll often just swallow The rumors, though hollow, But his reps promptly wiped up SpitGate.

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23Apr22

LT Edition Despite fame, Louis’s never outgrown All the people and places of home. A dry eye, there were nowt When ‘Delilah’ rang out Once he’d smashed his gig at Donny Dome.

HS Edition Hizzo paired up for ‘I Will Survive’! In big feather coats two divas thrived! Pink/silver leather and flesh! Bedazzled arse, fruity vest! Harrychella round 2: Petra-fied!

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25Apr22

Lord of the Rings Edition During Kiwi, H sent Gucci flyin’, Now the tale’s out of hand, there’s no lyin’: Who lords over the ring Is a bit confusing, But you know his hand’s sad there’s no lion. 

Lord of the Tings Edition H lost at Coachella some bling After giving his bottle a fling, Then down in the pit A voice yelled out, “Shit! Ooz ’it me int ’ed wiv a ring?!”

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29Jul22

For 78 shows, Lou showed it: He took the stage just like he owned it. From that ‘7’ high note To his barricade throat, What’s your favorite LT tour moment?

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6Dec21

Flanagan Fish Market Edition Eroda, a land like no other; A love tale not matched by another: Two fish out of water Who both found their harbor, Their hope, and their home in each other.

Seaview Cottages Edition The Adore You mv was a gift: Boy meets fish, fish saves boy, boy saves fish, Plus nautical obsession, Plus love’s true expression: Mini-tacos and dancing on cliffs.

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4Sep21

LT Edition

Part I Helene and Lou—a dream team; An Oscar for that window scene. We saw inside his head, Fuck those who ever said He’s anything less than supreme.

Part II Stunning cinematic direction Showed Lou’s unmatched fandom connection: From his cocky stage struts To those nicely-timed cuts Of rainbow paradise perfection.

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12Jul21

LT Numerology Edition Mystery parcels started to appear With limited-run 369 gear And 28-word note That Louis hand-wrote In this *checks notes* 28th week of the year. Shady Husbands Edition Lou sent 369 gifts at random To merch-buying members of fandom, Like Harry’s Golden campaign Cos these two share one brain And love plotting their wind-ups in tandem.