#limerick imagines

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31Jan22

“The clock’s just hit midnight, sweet Harry…” “Which means that it’s now February…” “Happy Birthday to you.” “Happy first world tour, Lou.” And to all, a blessed Day of Larry!

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26Feb22

Whatever you do, don’t envision Young Larry in love and quite smitten: While an Elvis tune spins About fools rushing in, Fingers trace ship and compass decisions.

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25Apr22

Lord of the Rings Edition During Kiwi, H sent Gucci flyin’, Now the tale’s out of hand, there’s no lyin’: Who lords over the ring Is a bit confusing, But you know his hand’s sad there’s no lion. 

Lord of the Tings Edition H lost at Coachella some bling After giving his bottle a fling, Then down in the pit A voice yelled out, “Shit! Ooz ’it me int ’ed wiv a ring?!”

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23Dec21

The one with the locks that are curly Is sneaking around, smug and flirty, Like a chuffed birthday elf, Having just wrapped himself A gift for the one turning thirty.

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5Oct21

Two years back, an era started anew When H woke up and mumbled, “Hey, Lou, I think that it’s time To kick off Fine Line,” Then zonked out after he tweeted “Do.”

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7Jul21

Lou euphorically screamed Harry’s name— Not Styles, naughty minxes, but Kane, Who, in extra time, scored, While El went ignored Till she made sure to creep into frame.

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14Nov21

Whatever you do, don’t envision Haz stalking towards Lou in the kitchen, Does his double thumb lick, His Adore You dance trick, And Lou crinkle-eye smiles cos he’s smitten.

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18Jun21

Cheers to El for the confirmation, With that post from last month’s location, That Lou’s watching his sports And Haz in tiny blue shorts On a deserved Italian vacation.