#double lightsaber

[fanfrick-and-beyond]

-Michael Scott

[starlightsoras]

dσи'т f - wiтн α jєdi

[ponypokez]

jj abrams said: dark!rey rights

[captainicequeen555]

Star Wars The hype. Has. Begun.

Oh, okay. Rey is a cool jedi. Light-sided, no craziness, it was a fake spoiler and nothing goes wrong

DANG IT!!!!!

That lightsaber design looks sooo cool...and like the kyber cristal is broken....

[desprovido-de-cor]

Dark Side

[walkietalkiesaki]

I don’t care what you think about the Prequels as a whole

I think we all can agree on one thing at least...

Darth Maul was dope as fuck

[ninalevy]

Sith Sloth with Double Lightsaber: Speed matters not. Star Wars and sloths continue to be hot topics at our house. Really.

Our younger son is still working on his Sloth report at school. And last weekend we saw the vastly overpriced, but very gratifying for the kids, "Star Wars and the Power of Costume: The Exhibition" at the Times Square Discovery Center.

I had failed to draw a sloth holding a lightsaber on a previous napkin, so I had to remedy that oversight soon.

Internet memes involving sloths seem to have peaked back in 2013, but they are definitely still around, including the truly awful "rape sloth" (I am not going to include a link to that one since my older son often reads this: Hi Honey! please skip googling that one!) There is also the "astronaut sloth,"  and the more recent and unfortunately named "Slittens."

Another widely distributed internet sloth meme conveys the statement that sloths often fall out of trees because they mistake their own arms for tree branches.  While I do not have any firsthand information to contribute to this topic, it appears that the source of the sloth ineptitude rumor is actually just one comment in the satirical writing of Douglas Adams.

So....don't believe everything you see online: Sloths don't make rape threats or fall from trees because they cannot distinguish their own limbs from branches. Sadly, nor do they wield double lightsabers. 

[morphmaker]

Rey as Master Jedi