#double38s

[nol668]

Smokescreen and Allen, you shits!

[wisdomcannotbegranted-blog]

Little Talks

/Optimus, normally typing away at a computer or monitoring his subordinates, felt a need to visit the site of his last battle with Megatron. The last he ever saw of the warlord before he plummeted to the Earth and was never heard from again. The Prime didn't know why he felt compelled to do so, it would only remind him of bitter feelings and bad memories, reminding himself of all of his failures, oh why does he torture himself so?

He opens the door and approaches the edge, the Omega Lock still attached to the ship and looking over the planet's surface. He could see the Eradicons buzzing around like little drones, it was somewhat amusing for a fleeting moment.

He sighed before going down the metal surface and walking around the rim before stopping, seeing a fain spot of dark energon, obviously where some dribbled from the wound Bumblebee had inflicted. He soon sits down by it, one knee up and arm resting against his leg while the other hung off the edge, quite informal since no one else was around to see his posture. He leaned back on a support structure and stared at the energon stain before looking off into the distance, absent minded, trying to get these damn memories out of his processor/

[gremlinscreen-blog]

*when Junior wakes Christmas morning, he's going to find a plethora of gifts for him, all wrapped in brightly colored paper; several of the boxes contain different treats for him to munch on*

*other boxes contain large stuffed toys for him to cuddle and play with*

*and one very special box in particular, wrapped in shiny glittering paper, contains the little mech's favorite thing in the world*

*he hopes Junior will like all his presents, making sure to have every present labeled "From Santa" before setting them under the tree*

SANTA CAME, SANTA CAME

-he's still confused how Santa can know what he likes but he doesn't argue because presents and unsupervised tree-

[bulkheadthewrecker]

bruiser-buddy-breakdown replied to your post: Guess who is over their helmache and ready to...

And sending me kinky texts.

I haven't sent you anything!

double38s replied to your post: Guess who is over their helmache and ready to...

Glad you’re back, Bulk! Do you even remember what happened yesterday at all? You were pretty wiped by the time I found you.

Yeah, I just got carried away, was all. I wasn't even meanin' to.

[fon-marov]

double38s replied to your post: ...

I have a feeling I should either be insulted or elated by that comment, but I’m drowning in too much candy to care~

You should get an adult to explain it to you later, for now just be a good darling and eat your sweets.

[fon-marov]

Hey you. Yeah you. You got any candy? Anything at all for a poor little mech-- I mean man like me? And don't worry, these swords aren't real! *swings one around and accidentally whacks a bush in half* Whoops.

In those tights "little mech" is much more accurate. You ain't foolin' anybody sweetie.

Happy Halloween though darling.

[gremlinscreen-blog]

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Cooking headcanon

He's about as graceful in the kitchen as a blindfolded bull on steroids in a china shop, so having him cook is just a really bad idea. Besides, he's more of an eater than a cook

Mood headcanon

His mood can be quite volatile, especially when it comes to humans. He might appear friendly, but if the human makes one wrong move or says one wrong thing, he immediately either attacks or runs off hissing

Any question of your choosing

OK you didn't really give me a question so I'm just gonna do something random...

He loves baths because when his adoptive father first found him and took him in, he gave him one to clean off all the dirt and grime that was all over his frame. To Junior, it was the first sign of someone actually caring about him and he never forgot that