#douchcanoe

[magenta-magnets]

Cole Holland is a Shmuck. He is NOT King Cole, he is KING SHMUCK. Half the time he is also douche-canoe but I think that runs in the male side of the Holland family.

But over arcing all his shmuckyness is my love for him which makes me happy and simultaneously makes me REALLY mad.

[bsidesymposium-blog]

Number 1.

A blog you say?

Ya, we’ll see...

I podcast and deliver milk, here's a link...

http://www.inkedgeekstudios.com/

I'll post show notes and ramble I take a lot of photos and play with legos so there'll be that too.

[brokenemotions19]

Skip to the end to watch Jrot or as I’ve started calling him douchecanoe, get dragged the the deepest depths of hell!! Thanks Moog for peri scoping this for us all to watch!! @elizagaylor that’s just made my day so much better!!

[dudebroocean]

Bluesky’s Playbook:  Strangers love having you talk ALL about their ass. 

[aunicornifevertherewasone]

i did a good thing at work on sunday

our music system has a button that effectively blocks a song from playing ever again (apparently someone hates The Killers and KT Tunstall bc far too many of their songs are blocked)

it's taken me 5 months of getting mad every time blurred lines comes on to figure out that i could just press that one little button and end it all

so on sunday night i did. NO MORE ROBIN THICKE IN MY WORK PLACE BITCHES.

actually, that's a gr9 idea. i could block all his songs. i'm gonna do that. 

[evavonghost]

[fadedgreeneyes]

It'd be easy to just give up, break, and rebuild myself in a way that fits your standards but why the fuck would I want to be your definition of perfect?