#dovahkul

[edhelaran]

Thranduil, monotonously: ... 'Soren' must be a black speech code for 'cuckoo bananas batshit gaga'. @dovahkul

[vilestblood]

hey kinky crow if u asked id let u nest in me

“Brace yourself, scalie boy, you are getting your guts fully rearranged for that nest.”

[wilczmina]

why ur face so good

geralt  vc    :    thanks    ,    my  mum  (  who  i  don’t  know  )  made  it  herself    .    (:

[starsspin-a]

@dovahkul​ said: peenches faramirs cheeks what an angel

          “What are you doing?”

            “Don’t do that. I’m not a child.” 

[waswilczmin]

what are your opinions on dragon people asking for a friend

 dragon  people  are  not  only  valid  on  this  nirn  ,  but  friends  .  geralt  is  as  much  a  fan  of  dragon  people  as  he  is  kindly  dragons  .  an  ardent  dragon  people  enthusiast  ,  if  you  will  .

[faelles]

a kiss for the bard

send jaskier a kiss to get a bawdy song assigned to u,   always accepting

Bonny maidens all both great and small Come listen a while to my ditty, my ditty I'll sing you (a) song and before it belong I'm sure you will say it is pretty is pretty of Captain Mckean that jolly brave man that lives in county of carry of carry who carrys a p__k that's both long & thick that makes all the lasses full merry, full merry. Captain Mckean is a Jolly brave man and into the battle will venture will venture so boldly appears with a heart void of fea(rs) and swears that a fort he will enter will enter  He's hardy & bold will not be Contrould untill that he fires a volly a volly at the port hole hes stand with his prick in hand at the ballops all able to rallie to rallie.

[fawnslay]

“listen,” fingers are splayed against the rough bark of a tree and greer remains STATUE - STILL, head cocked to one side as she whispers and then falls into deep silence. listening, as she had said. “there’s something moving FAST towards us.” jaw sets grim and she sighs, pulling her bow off her back in a slick, well-practiced movement. “and from the sound of the footfall it’s nothing GOOD.”

     @dovahkul​

[intelwon]

no scary, only baby.

𝙾𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝟷 𝚝𝚘 𝟷𝟶, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚖 𝙸?

okay but listen to this story of the fact that i hella admired you from afar for AGES. like, your legolas was god tier and i didn’t have any connections to the fandom but i was blown away with your eloquence and your talent so when i finally mustered up the courage to follow you and you followed me back???? i LEGIT SCREAMED. and then we talked and I just !!!!!!!! Aster, seriously you’re incredible and I am still so heckin intimidated but in a good way bc just knowing you think im baby is just 🥺🥺🥺 but really archer is baby